Britney’s Romantic Getaway with Mel Gibson!
May 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Okay, okay.
So it’s not exactly romantic. But it is a getaway. Mel and his wife are heading to their vacation home in Costa Rica, and Britney Spears and her papa are coming along.
I can’t even imagine what they’re all going to talk about.
The topic of Jesus will come up at some point, I’m sure.
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May 15th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
The topic of discussion may be : How much liquor does it take to tank a career? And then something anti-semitic because Mel’s a racist douchebag, and then on to cocktails.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I’m not going to rag on his racist remarks because… well, frankly, we all have thought thoughts at some point or another in our lives. It’s keeping the shit to yourself that’s the key. But, Mel Gibson and Britney Spears seems like such a strange friendship… I’d love to be a fly on the wall during that vaca.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
They must be fucking.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I think Tom Cruise is doing an end run. He is wearing a Mel Gibson costume and platform shoes.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Mel is simply doing his christina duty. Trying to get Brit back on celeb track…vacation…work…vacation. Who needs actual success?
May 16th, 2008 at 8:38 am
jesus was a jew. if mel brings him up it can’t be good. lol. . . funny, but not good.
May 16th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I love you Mel. So, so much.