Prepare Your Barf Bags
May 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet
You know, if my romantic life weren’t less of a roller coaster and more of a free-fall, I’d probably think these photos were adorable, and, I mean, I do think they’re adorable, but I’m also jealous and bitter.
Nick and Mariah rented out the entirety of Six Flags on Tuesday night to celebrate their recent nuptials, and these are the absurdly adorable (and totally candid!) photos that came out of it.
What do you guys think: is this for real? Or is it a publicity stunt?
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May 14th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
i think the cleavage on the rollercoaster is hilarious. it’s like it was perfectly prepared to be in that spot. im sure it was
May 14th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
A six flags honeymoon…the perks of marrying an 18 year old.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
This is how Bobby Brown and Whitney started.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
ummmm, not as exciting as her fantasy video back when she was talented.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I think everything with Mariah is publicity-related. That said, I’ll bet she adores him. It’d be nice if he adored her too…
May 14th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Her face looks fat no matter how much weight she loses.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Um Love MC.
Buuuuut….he looks 12 no matter what! Looks really, REALLY awkward!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:57 am
this is kinda Michael Jackson-esque…….don`t know why , it just is !
…..maybe cos it`s so surreal !
May 15th, 2008 at 1:06 am
yeaa, when he starts wanting that young stuff, poor mariah is gunna pull another TRL disaster
May 15th, 2008 at 4:15 am
Publicity stunt. Totally staged pics. non-story….next!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:53 am
I guess this puts to rest the baby rumors!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:08 am
They both look incredibly fake, Mariah is just better at it than Nick is.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:40 am
I think the photos look staged, too. Looks like a Tiger Beat photo spread. Dang it, he’s cute, though. I totally get the temporary insanity!
May 15th, 2008 at 7:23 am
They really do look staged - especially that cupcake one. It IS like she’s 12.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Six Flags looks like a dump these days! Magic Mtn must be falling on hard times. The cupcake Mariah’s holding looks yummy. Think I will get out and buy some today.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:04 am
why does she have to pose like a retard every time she sees a camera?
i would like to see a candid shot of mariah carey. a REAL one. i dont think she allows it!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:28 am
That Ashton is such a joker…. this is more fake than Spencer and Heidi and just as annoying
May 15th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Total stunt. Notice how even though she’s riding rides, her hair never looks out of place and she never has the rosy glow of actual adrenaline or anything. They could definitely have taken their honeymoon at Six Flags but these pics being candids are outrageous. They are some of the most staged ones I’ve seen.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
If he wants to go for a fun ride, how about bouncing up and down on Mariah’s naked body for an hour or two.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I can’t stand Mariah…she’s a publicity whore with a big ego. Now she has married a dude that looks barely legal…and is honeymooning at Six Flags…..that just screams class. She is just trash…and a waste of talent.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
these photos are awesome. thank you, mariah carey….thank you.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:50 am
going to six flags in heels… wtf?
May 16th, 2008 at 6:25 am
hilarious… I definitely think all of these photos are staged… What’s wrong with the other side of her face? she’s always posing right side out..
May 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I TOtALLY THiNK THAT NICK CANN0N IS SO0OoO0O FREAKIN SEXY AND THAT FREAKIN mariah carey D0SENT DESERVE A SEXY LiKE HiM!