Janet Jackson’s Dress: Love It or Leave It?

May 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet


At the Alexander McQueen store opening in LA.


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34 Responses to “Janet Jackson’s Dress: Love It or Leave It?”

  1. judy says:

    she doesn’t seem to like it

  2. Michelle says:

    horrific!

  3. lana says:

    looks like someone ate strawberry jello and barfed all over her

  4. daffylass says:

    Morticia Adams meets Rainbow Pride.

  5. Mire says:

    I like it. She doesn’t look good on it. And her breasts are WEIRD, to say the least.

  6. niblet says:

    ombre is so in this year, but in that outfit she just looks like she just came out of a cacoon.

  7. niblet says:

    and by cacoon i mean cocoon of course.

  8. Lucy says:

    I’d like to see her do something practical in that dress (other than standing with her arms held up). Try eating. Or any small movement for that matter. Ridiculous.

  9. quirkygirlkitten says:

    she looks like endora from “bewitched.”

  10. Chuck says:

    I didn’t know they were doing another Star Trek with Janet!

  11. Persistent Cat says:

    On a woman with stature, it’d be ok. Diana Ross would rock the shit out of that dress.

    And Janet’s boobs always look digusting and weird. She’s had the worst boob jobs. She only looks good on the odd occasion where she actually covers them up.

  12. boo says:

    her boobs look…. weird

  13. Sarah says:

    whoa Madama Butterfly!

  14. Donkey Punch says:

    She a Scientologist?

  15. Neech says:

    I like it alot, but her boobs don’t compliment her in the dress

  16. slouchy says:

    You were right the first time, Niblet. It’s cack.

  17. Caz says:

    Janet Jackson must have some really mean friends. I mean if I came out in this dress in front of my friends and said hey check out this dress I am wearing to the Alexander McQueen store opening in LA, they’d die laughing and ask what I was really wearing… like nobody would even take me seriously.

    Janets friends must have been smoking the crack pipe when she bought this shocker out

  18. Shellfish says:

    Loves. it.

  19. Muffy says:

    fug AND stupid

  20. devilgirl says:

    It looks like Jerry Garcia’s acid induced vision of Lily Munster!

  21. Caz says:

    It looks good on her.

  22. devilgirl says:

    Actually the dress she is wearing is an AMcQ. The designer chose it for her. FYI.

  23. Carrie says:

    She should’ve worn a headdress or more interesting make-up…something more Cruella Deville

  24. Just Saying says:

    I get this.

  25. Kate says:

    The colours are giving me the faint taste of pepto-bismol and grape Robitussin.

    If it actually fit her and was in a more flattering colour-way, it would be a lovely gown that really would flatter her figure, especially her high waist…

    …Why pink, Janet? Why *that* pink? … and why didn’t you have the ladies at the boutique correct the neckline and fix the issue with the shoulder seams? Did no one fit you for that dress? Did you, perhaps, not wear the same foundation garments to the opening that you did at the fitting?

    Whatever unfortunate thing happened to cause your chest to look like that: Don’t ever do it again. You have money, assistants, personal shoppers and stylists with kilometers of boob-tape at your disposal. Use them. Or fire them. Whatever it takes…

  26. lolly says:

    the designer who chose it for her needs smacked upside the head.

    then he needs glasses.

  27. carmey says:

    it’s just to hide the fact that she’s getting fat again

  28. Reads the Beet says:

    sh may be getting fat, but I have to say, I do ike the dress. not the color, but the style is very nice.

  29. The Trainer says:

    Why are her nipples pointing East and West?

  30. BeetJockin' says:

    she looks like, i dont know, someone from star wars…specially with that background!

  31. pebobryson says:

    Remember in Mahogany when she had that f’d up ” fashion show” ?

  32. Patty says:

    I wonder how many people she needs to help her go pee.

  33. Fartface McMuffin says:

    I’ll have the Phad Thai, Peanut sauce Chicken and a side of fried rice, thank you!

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