Diddy: Cheating on Ciroc?
You know, I’d hate to endorse anything as a celebrity. Because then, if you’re caught using anything even remotely resembling a competitor of that product, it ends up in Page Six.
SEAN Combs has been Ciroc vodka’s celebrity endorser since last year, but it’s not always his drink. During a party at club Home the other night, the hip-hop mogul had waitresses set up a bottle of the vodka at his table along with mixers. He even had a full glass of Ciroc sitting in front of him. “He sat there like he was drinking it, but had waitresses fetch him Malibu rum and pineapple cocktails all night instead,” our tipster claims. A rep for Combs said, “He loves the vodka and did not order anything else that night.”
You know, if I were his rep, I’d be all like, “Listen, assholes, it’s not like he was sitting there swigging Grey Goose all night. He wanted a goddamn rum and pineapple. Are you gonna freak out if he drinks a Budweiser, too? You know what? Come to think of it, he had a Sprite earlier. And, when he’s at the gym, sometimes he sets down the vodka for a minute and drinks water. Do we have all the skeletons out of the closet now, fucktards?”
Sheesh.
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May 14th, 2008 at 5:17 am
Hey beet, can we get to see your picture??
May 14th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Haha, Diddy drinks like a girl. Malibu and pineapple is what I used to order in bars before I found “my drink,” you know, the grown-up drink you order that’s not wine or beer.
It’s also what I spend all day drinking on those odd occasions when I find myself in nature.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:35 am
@Believer: I think there already are some pictures of her somewhere on here, nothing recent though.
Beet, maybe you should update?
May 14th, 2008 at 8:07 am
I agree completely with you Beet…I mean he wasn’t drinking a different vodka so get over it!
Mmm I could sooo go a Malibu and Pineapple right now…
May 14th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Wow, talk about pimpin’!! Oh well, maybe the money is worth it!
May 14th, 2008 at 9:21 am
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw hisprofile on millionaire&celebdating site “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:27 am
You can see pictures of beet on her myspace page
May 14th, 2008 at 10:41 am
The gym would be alot more fun if we were allowed to drink voddy.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am
This guy’s just a dumb idiot who doestn’ know how to roll a condom on himself.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
yah i drank malibu and pineapples when i was like 17…maybe he SHOULD have been drinking the vodka…the reps should’ve been mad he was drinking a girlie mom drink rather than a different alchohol.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
…before I found “my drink,” what’s your drink Cat?
May 14th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Im 17 and I drink malibu and pineapple, so carmey isn’t far from the truth.
It’s so delicious and girly.