Yes, Britney Spears Got Into Another Minor Accident
May 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Everyone is fine. Except for me. I am devastated. Because this is such a boring story, just like all the stories so far this week are boring, boring, boring.
Jesus Christ, will Lindsay get another DUI or something? Seriously, I’d settle for a fucking Lohan DUI right now. Hell, I’d settle for some D-lister throwing a drink at Paris in a club. I don’t care. Someone fucking do something!
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May 13th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Hire a driver Brit before you pull a Nick Hogan.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Having a certain IQ should be a requirement for getting a driver’s license.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:57 am
I guess the position as world`s most prolific ‘crash test dummy’ is still very much filled……..(emphasis ,methinx , should be on the word ‘dummy’)
May 15th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
She needs a bra, stat.