Um, Did Anyone Else Notice That Lindsay Lohan’s Line of Leggings Have, Uh, Kneepads?
I mean, I know it’s difficult to find ways to make your black leggings stand out in a crowd of wannabes, but, really, Lindsay? Kneepads?
Other features considered for the line of Lohan Leggings:
- Crotchless variant
- Built-in lube injector
- Hidden “Valtrex” pocket
- Vibrating pantyline
Any other suggestions for how Lindsay could better differentiate her line of leggings?
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May 13th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
built in ankle monitor
May 13th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Anklet laced with cocaine
Expandable waist for the preggers demographic (e.g. Ashlee)
Or maybe just a nice orange pair to match her jail jumpsuit
May 13th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
How about leggings that spritz orange tan on you every half hour or so.
Also puke repellant leggings for those really hard partying nights, which would be the companion leggings to the Depends ready leggings, for those days when you just don’t give a shit, but have to take one and you don’t want to leave your significant others side for one minute, out of the fear they will dare speak or look at someone else. Those are my suggestions.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
ha, i like the anklet laced with cocaine
May 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I like how the model on the far right looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
leggings that keep your legs and bikini zone hair-free
May 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
How about a flashlight holder as well - a flashlight for when the poor dude crawling up inside Hohan get’s lost and needs a light to find his way out? Is it me does the thing on the right look like that lion lady?
May 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
leggings that slap a restraining order against your crazy-ass dad?
May 13th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Lindsay looks positively skinny in her leggins. Hate that blonde her though. I hope her new line is a success. She needs a breaks.
By the way, that a man in the leggins with the knee pads. He’s Tommy Girls new obsession.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Leggings with hair extensions that you can pull off and add to your head any time you feel the need for a change, just like HoHan.
May 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I’m sorry, but did Lindsay get a 10 year old to do her make up?? That looks exactly like what I used to do as a child when I played with my mothers 80’s era makeup.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
An Air Wick Stick-Up Air Freshener and an invisibility cloaking device. When the paparazzi tries to take her photo, all that remains is a fresh citrusy scent. Oh, wait. She doesn’t avoid the paparazzi. Damn. Back to the drawing board.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I think the model on the right resembles taylor swift.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Each pair of leggings comes with a pack of smokes, a Beginner’s Guide to Lesbianism, a picture set of Lindsay’s “Marilyn” nudes, and a SamRo mix tape. You can’t beat that.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
She looks great in this picture!!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Paris Hilton’s face on her crotch?
All year round Rehab pass?
Charlie Manson- “I wanted To be in your remake movie but failed because I can’t act worth shit” Logos?
I can act better then Jane Fonda neon print?
I’m 22 but look 40?
Ummm…..I like how in her posting for models
(for trade might I add, meaning free) it stated in caps NO BLONDES!
Um who and what color of hair is standing next to her?!?!?!?!?
Fuckin moron!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Leggings that become see through in the crotch area when the flashlights from the paparazzi cameras start going off, for those nights when you’re feeling “hollywood”
May 15th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Lindsay looks ugly when she has the dress.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site —-”AffluentBachelors.com” –
–last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
All I know is that Lindsay Lohan is one of the sexiest and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT pics of her at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/lindsay-lohan.html
Cheers !