The Degree of My Attraction to 14-Year-Old Taylor Momsen Is Incredibly Disturbing
May 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Seriously there’s something very wrong with me.
I’m obsessed with this girl.
She’s 14.
Man, it is such a good thing I’m not a dude. I’d totally be one of those weirdos who cruises by the local high schools and offers the freshman girls a ride home. No, ha ha, that’s absurd. I wouldn’t be doing that. Because I’d totally be in jail already.
At the CW upfronts.
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she’s 14? wtf.
she looks like she’s 19 or 20
She kinda looks like you!
Bears a resembalance to Madonna and you see how that turned out.
By the way, that dress is really ugly!
her legs and feet look gross : /
she’s pretty and all, but check out those collarbones. large collarbones freak me out.. especially the kind that extend to the end of shoulders. her face is cute, though.
I can’t believe she’s only 14!!!
she needs a bit f tanning on her legs, I’m not telling her to go carrot orange, but a bit of color would be nice.
I love her, her dress, hair, shoes and her character in the series, she’s so cute!!
Beet, honey, the first step to recovery is the recognition of the problem. So you’re gonna be fine! LOL
Is this a Dateline sting operation? First, Leven Ramblin, now Taylor Momsen. Taylor Momsen, however, looks appropriately young. And I have never seen her show. So, I can’t see her in an adult way. And if were to, my inner-conscience has promised to ward me off of the trail with police sirens and R. Kelly music.
EB=R. Kelly
She’s 14?? She’s gorgeous!
Beet are you bi-sexual? Not judging in any way.
why is she wearing a nightie?
wow i cant belive she is only 14 years old she is so cute
beet please get back your senses, how can you fancy such a baby whore in pink? uuuggghhh
She is cute. I’m embarrassed to admit I watch Gossip Girl and I always like what she’s wearing and her hair always looks fantastic.
Come on Beet your readers are curious about where your sexuality falls? Straight or Bi or Queer?
she looks older than 14, probably is and they keep her real age a secret, i bet she’s 19 and the agent was like let’s keep you a bit younger, give you career more longetivity!
Damn it Beet, I need closure on this. Don’t let the corporation you work for keep you from coming out.
If you are bi-sexual I will have my fantasies lined up for all of 2009 and perhaps part of 2010. That is no simple feat. Think of all the time you would have saved all your perv readers!
uh shes 15 and OMG R U SERIOUS i thought she was like ashley tisdale or vanessa hudgens who r like 20 but look 16!! shes younger than me omg (im 16) she is quite tall and skinny i suppose but i cant hate she is really pretty!!