Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson Making Out
Here’s the teaser for Woody Allen’s new film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, valuable only in that it contains about three seconds of Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson sucking face in what appears to be a photography lab.
And I like how Scarlett Johansson doesn’t even have to speak a damn word for you to know that she is playing the exact same character she always plays.
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May 13th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I love Woody Allen’s movies, I don’t care what anyone else says. AND I love Penelope Cruz. Scarlett should just go record some bad covers and spare us all her weak attempt at acting.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Javier Bardem is SO HOT.
May 14th, 2008 at 1:21 am
woody allen should STOP making movies
javier bardem=my future husband
May 14th, 2008 at 4:06 am
i think i just drooled on my keyboard over javier.
and for the record, i still hate ScarHo.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:42 am
omg……Javier Bardem is SOOOOOOOOOOOO hot hot hot!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 7:51 am
That was one of the crappest film teasers I have ever seen. I am officially going to avoid this movie like the plague
May 14th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
This trailer alone has more kissing than an entire Korean soap opera.