Comments on: It’s a Slow Enough News Day That We’re Going to Talk About Al Reynolds

By: Fartface McMuffin

Fartface McMuffin — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:38:59 +0000

Dump on Al, month???? Now that he’s single, doesn’t he want to change it to “Dump IN Al”????

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: lolly

lolly — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:41:04 +0000

he doesnt have 3 friends. his friends list is just hidden.

and im sure he has a lot more friends now thanks to beet.

c’mon, you know you guys are the ones leaving al messages like…

“Thank you for the add. Keep your chin up and continue on the high road. Don’t let the media or anyone still your joy. The world didn’t give and certainly can’t take it away.
God bless and walk on my brother!!”

i know, i had to read it a couple times myself.

By: slouchy

slouchy — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:11:45 +0000

Yes, yes it’s all about him, but could someone check my math, please? He said “I” 23 times? (I yawned multiple times while reading/counting and lost count)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:07:18 +0000

hahaha, three friends?

By: lolly

lolly — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:41:32 +0000

translation = i am a sissy bedwetter.

By: Ernestine

Ernestine — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:34:20 +0000

“Alâ€™s updated the â€œAbout Meâ€ section on his MySpace page (on which he has three friends, one of which is Tom)”

WTFUCK?? That’s the saddest, most pathetic thing I’ve ever read!

By: â™¥KaYkAyâ™¥

â™¥KaYkAyâ™¥ — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:26:29 +0000

No Lindsay Lohan is not dead yet. Soon though, Very soon.