Hicky! Hicky! Hicky!

May 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Ha ha ha!

Samantha Ronson’s in Paris — the city, not the cum dumpster — with Lindsay Lohan as she pimps out her new line of leggings, and she’s sporting a fancy little hicky on her neck.

Ooooooh la la!

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14 Responses to “Hicky! Hicky! Hicky!”

  1. DailyBeetReader says:

    I just have one question…I know that Samantha spends a lot of money on smokes and it must take a lot of money to keep LiLo drunk all the time, but does she not have enough money for some shampoo or a hairbrush?

  2. Kelly says:

    Hahaha – cum dumpster is my new favorite phrase. It’s right up there with cum-guzzling gutter slut!

  3. Anonymous says:

    I thought it was cum funnel or sperm-burping whore dawg.

  4. Sprocket says:

    Two words: snail trail

  5. Rob says:

    Why can’t Lindsay be with some hot chick that I could close my eyes and fantacize about instead of ugly, dirty SamRo. What a waste of hot lesbian action.

  6. Sarah says:

    Ya, but did you see those fingers!!! HA! Check out an old evilbeet post: “I SWEAR This Was Not Me” Friday, April 25th, 2008 for a picture.

  7. snowdevil says:

    Look how flat Samantha’s face is!!!

  8. Ashlee Phoenyx says:

    Rob – how typical…

    I think they’re cute… I know, I’m fucking weird… but I love the androgynous SamRo… and Lindsay, well… all I can say is that I have a thing for train wrecks…

  9. Anonymous says:

    ha, ashlee phoenyx, i don’t even think i would call her androgynous. i think she’s just nasty.

  10. Nasty says:

    Carpet munchers

  11. Junkets1031 says:

    Are they looking at jewelry?

  12. Junkets says:

    Oh, I see the headsets now. DJ stuff, I guess.

  13. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Samro is super fugly!!!

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