So I’m Not Allowed to Run the Photos of Megan Fox Topless

May 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Update: Image removed upon request.

Sigh.

I’m in trouble again.

They won’t even tell me why, just that I’m in trouble again, because they can’t sell ads on my website, because of all the damn porn.

I’m always in trouble. I am thisclose to just saying “fuck it” and pulling a Perez and just funding this site through Blogads, so I don’t have to deal with anything even remotely resembling censorship.

So I was like “Does this mean I can’t run the photos of Megan Fox topless today?” And they were like “That is what it means.”

But it’s okay, because her nipples are covered with pasties in the uncensored versions, so you’re not missing anything anyway.

This one has a nice camel toe.

And I love that even gorgeous Megan Fox has a little tiny bit of tummy fat popping out over her bikini bottom. Makes me feel better about myself. Tummy fat is the new ana!


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24 Responses to “So I’m Not Allowed to Run the Photos of Megan Fox Topless”

  1. Lindsay says:

    her body’s not perfect..the illusion is shattered. and she is no Angelina!

  2. DailyBeetReader says:

    I think it’s funny that you can say *FUCK IT* but you can’t put a picture of a chic with pasties on your website. I’m with you…FUCK IT and do what you want!

  3. Gabriela says:

    WHAT PORN?????????

  4. woohoo says:

    Do it, we like your sense of humor we don’t care who funds you. I sold my soul for college why not you hah

  5. Raye says:

    I want more nudity! What’s wrong with these prudes anyway!

  6. Joni says:

    If you look at that shot, you can totally see her landing strip pubes in through the shorts.

  7. Alex S. says:

    For real!

    Gosh, she is so freakin beautiful.

  8. coach says:

    i am confused as to who these bosses are that continually censor your posts. i thought this was your site and your successful business. who has this control over you?

  9. Evil Beet says:

    @coach:

    It is my site and my business. A larger media company has licensing rights, and they’re responsible for selling ads and then paying me. Because I don’t really have time to be my own ad sales force. Most big gossip web sites do it this way. The exception is Perez, who uses Blogads.

  10. Alix says:

    aw, don’t let them get you down, beet!!!

  11. quirkygirlkitten says:

    i don’t know who the girl is but i like her little muffintop – looks like mine!

  12. coach says:

    ah. that makes sense. gracias for the explanation.

  13. Bobby Ewing says:

    Dang…does she have a great rack or what. But wait – it is even better. Wait till you see the UHQ – Ultra High Resolution Originals

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=3955315
    Now thats what I am talking about!!!

  14. Sarah says:

    that is so obviously photoshopped! she might just be popping out some water but that background aint right. you can see it all along her arm and the water that is supposedly dripping from her is obviously drawn on there! BOOOOO to bad photoshop skills on someones part (not beet tho!)

  15. Alan says:

    That’s not exactly a camel toe. You can actually see her pussy right through the translucent material of her wet bottoms. And,yet, they won’t let you show her nipples?

  16. Shezzy says:

    She’s so freaking pale. She was not this pale last time I saw her. Ugh. I now have the unstoppable urge to go through all the videos of her on youtube and shout: “You’ve been TANGO’D!”

  17. Windy City Windy says:

    1) Men should not be able to say the word “PUSSY” in regular conversation with me – in reference to anyones genitals. 2) Its too bad you cant show the tatas. Can you pulleeeeze get more nude dudes on here?????? come on i’m sick of seeing everyones tatas! 3) those are the ugliest things i think she could choose to wear – well that or lohan leggings.

  18. devilgirl says:

    I just saw Transformers yesterday, and her stomach certainly doesn’t look like it did in the movie. Of course, I am just bitter and jealous that I am not Megan Fox and feel the need to pick on her for something.

  19. Blanket says:

    I can’t believe that cursormainia would be so picky, fuck this new setup beet I’m sure the money is good but the titties need to be seen.

  20. Donkey Punch says:

    It looks like lipo scars on her tummy (or she has popped a kid out and has ugly stretch marks).

  21. Im confused says:

    i thought she dyed her hair blond for the new movie,, Jennifer’s Body?

  22. Squirrel says:

    “BOOOOO to bad photoshop skills on someones part”.

    Sarah – that’s simply a result of the depth of field. This – and the gazillion other photos that accompany it in the series – are not photoshopped, but are totally candid shots of her emerging from water wearing pasties, and a flesh top in others. Try some of the other gossip sites for the full run.

  23. MelKa says:

    I would follow you if you decide to leave and post on a blogspot or something like that.

  24. Vanessa Hughes says:

    email me more porn pics like this but realy porn or just boobs not being covered up i love looking at peoples boobs and ashley Tisdales boobs i sucked on them because she was made at me for having sex with zac efron and then taking pills so i do not become pregnet here is my email address: Duckielove101@gmx.com

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