Still With Jen!
May 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Guess who’s back in Miami???
John Mayer, who was making out with Jennifer Aniston on the set of her upcoming film. He’s reportedly planning to stay in Miami for a few days, and play at the film’s wrap party.
Look out, Jen! Homeboy gets around.
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I think I can hear the words now of that great philosopher….Elmer Fudd…..”which way did he go , which way did he go !!”
HE LOOKS SOOOOO GOOD IN THIS PICTUR.E OH MY GOD
MY CLITORIS IS GOING INTO OVERLOAD.
LOOK AT HIS TORSO, his eyes are so dark and fierce, his shoes so fuc*in amazing and he has this look of, “oh please baby just press your body up against mine for a little, please, i promise i’ll be good.
rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
^that was me
and jen looks really good. she’s one of those girls who’s like, “yeah, i’m with the coolest guy ever and I’m totally gonna be nonchalant about it. EVEN THOUGH I GET TO SUCK ON JOHNS WEINER WHENEVER I WAN T TO!!!! i love jen
yeah - he’s a man-whore. honestly, whatever respect i had for mayer dried up after he started banging jessica simpson. on a positive note: i love jen’s shoes!
her shoes are super cute.
i dunno, i still hate this john mayer guy.
bring back vince vaughn.
he should be MY boyfriend, but i approve of jen!
I love Vince and was rooting for him, and Mayer may be a total horndog-jerk BUT I have to say he’s way hotter! And just for the record I, too, love Jen’s shoes.
I must admit he is prettier than Jen ( and, no, that’s not a compliment to either one.) I wonder if they fight each other for mirror time to primp before going out together.