I Am So Jealous of Tyra Banks Right Now

May 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Tyra Banks, notoriously quiet about her private life, goes shopping in NYC with her boyfriend, John Utendahl.

Damn, Tyra.

This guy is waaaaay hot. Check out that chin dimple. Daaaaaaayum. I ::heart:: chin dimples.

And surprise, surprise: he’s also loaded.

John is the chairman of Utendahl Capital Management LP, the largest African-American owned investment bank in the U.S.

OMG. Total smarty-pants.

So jealous right now.


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18 Responses to “I Am So Jealous of Tyra Banks Right Now”

  1. ~GoodPotato~ says:

    woah. great catch tyra!

    Maybe I should invest in some plastic surgery.

  2. Caz says:

    Beet, he is SO not hot!!!
    But i do like the sound of the $$$

  3. devilgirl says:

    What kind of an ugly rag is she wearing?

  4. devilgirl says:

    By the way Lindsays- What kind of a fucking relationship are YOU looking for you stupid asshole?

  5. Yum says:

    Dude, I would spend hours on that chin. Oh my.

  6. skeelo says:

    Check out the fishbowl crowd in the background. They’re all like, “Whoa, that’s Tyra Banks. Who’s that guy? How did he get to roll with Tyra Banks?”

  7. sarah says:

    that girls’s a bucket of crazy. i hope she can stick with it

  8. MelKa says:

    I totally I heart chin dimples too!!!

  9. MelKa says:

    Wait…. Tyra has a boyfriend????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Ashley says:

    NOT hot in the least bit!!! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And what kind of guy would want Tyra’s crazy ass anyway? Hmmmm, kinda makes ya wonder what’s wrong with him! $$$$$ sounds good though! ;)

  11. NOYB * says:

    Thats funny!!! But ya’ll look good together!!! and those people that say your an a-hole are STUPID!!! j\k But they don’t have to be mean about everything. ohhh and by the way tyra is CRAZY ( I LOVE IT )

  12. leave tyra be. says:

    if she wants to keep her life private thats her bizz, and no one elses.

  13. Genie says:

    I think they make a great looking couple. On the picture of them together, they look really good. The other pics of him on the internet dont look so hot.

  14. Maya says:

    i know his daughter, she’s very sweet. He’s a real person though, as is she, and we shouldn’t judge whether or not they are a good couple by a picture.

  15. ashley says:

    To devilgirl the rag that she is wearing is your face leave tyra the fuck alone cause i bet you don’t look half way as good as she do so BACK THE FUCK OFF AND KISS ME AND HER FAT ASS BITCH keep on BITCHEN

  16. MYSTERIOUS says:

    THERE ARE MILLIONS OF STARVING PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, NEGLECTED CHILDREN, HOMELESS PEOPLE, ETC. ETC. AND YOU ALL ARE FOCUSING ON WHO TYRA IS DATING, HAVE YOU STOP TO THINK, DOES SHE GIVE A CRAP ON WHO YOU ARE DATING AND WHAT YOU ALL ARE WEARING, SHE IS A HUMAN BEING JUST LIKE YOU AND ME THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS SHE HAS A MORE INTERESTING , BETTER PAYING JOB THAT’S ALL.

    ALL THIS WORSHIPING CELEBRITIES AND SHIT, WTF!

  17. CRAZYHAITIAN says:

    AT LAST TYRA HAS A MAN I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONN DIE GRAY AND LONELY..BIG UPS TO HER AND TO MYSTRERIOUS U TALKIN BOUT PEOPLE NEED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT CELEBRITIES WTF ARE U DOIN ON THIS WEBSITE..DUMBASS

  18. M2U says:

    great couple

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