The Next Miley Cyrus???

May 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Meet Selena Gomez.

She’s the star of the Disney Channel hit Wizards of Waverly Place, and she’s supposedly the girl Disney execs have their eye on to make into the next Miley Cyrus. She’s got several film roles lined up, and she’s in the process of signing a record deal with Hollywood Records (owned by Disney), which also puts out Miley’s albums.

You know what’s crazy?

This girl is 15, just like Miley.

She has the face of, well, a four-year-old. I mean, really. Selena looks like she just got done baton twirling on the stage of some manner of child beauty pageant. She makes Miley Cyrus look like a senior citizen.

How soon until she’s sporting mini-skirts and halter tops in her music videos?

Can we at least let these kids be old enough to drive before we go making sex-symbol mega-celebs out of them?


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85 Responses to “The Next Miley Cyrus???”

  1. woohoo says:

    Im with you there, atleast have them be 18 so its legal to be slutty

  2. yo says:

    wow beet i’m surprised. didn’t you just openly say how at sixteen you were having sex with a boyfriend of yours in his parents’ tub? and didn’t you also say how it’s okay to let 15 year old girls understand their sexuality in the midst of miley’s photo scandal? plus, this girl seems like she has it together. i doubt she’ll be getting knocked up anytime soon. let her enjoy success. i really like her and it seems like disney knows a star when they see one. this girl deserves to be a star.

  3. Caz says:

    ^^ in the UK (I know Beet’s not in the UK, before you all start bitching at me) its legal to have sex at 16. I don’t understand why there are different rules in different countries, but whatever.

    Anyway, I hope this girl DOESN’T ge corrupted by the industry, it would make a nice change. They could get someone better to do her hair, though. the red is BAD, BAD, BAD.

  4. Windy City Windy says:

    Nice completely bogus comment ‘yo’. Classy.

    It doesnt matter what Beet said now because 1) shes not 16 anymore 2) wasnt broadcasting her sexual exploration at 16 to all the 16 year olds in America. 3) Evil Beet is a pop trash site (no offence intended beet), not a production of Disney which claims to be Americas ‘breather’ from reality.

    We dont need any more preteens/teens looking up to slutty role models. I’m sick of seeing 14 year olds in tube tops at the mall. Lets hope this generic hispanic future-money-maker-of-Disney doesn’t fall prey to ideals of this whole 1980s in a recession vibe we have going on right now.

  5. Evil Beet says:

    @yo:

    Yeah, I’m not necessarily opposed to teenagers being sexually active. But these girls are very public role models for 10-year-olds, and I am opposed to 10-year-olds being sexual in any way at all.

    Mostly, my concern is with the mega-celebrity. At 16, I didn’t really have a clear idea who I was, I still had a lot of figuring out to do about what I wanted in life and what defined me. We’re forcing an identity on these kids as we make them into mega-celebs, and that’s what concerns me most.

  6. Z says:

    OK but my question is…what is that on her lip in the last pic? she is 15 w/ herpes already? damn.

  7. Ladybird says:

    If you look at Selena and Miley side by side, they look waaay to much alike.

  8. skeelo says:

    And to think, she’ll go from looking like a kid to getting hit on by James Woods in just 3 short years.

  9. lolly says:

    excuse me, the next miley cyrus?

    this could be THE SAME miley cyrus.

    seriously, when miley starts doing her stints in rehab, this girl can just be her double. some contacts and highlights and she’s in.

  10. Ali says:

    SHES WAAAY better than miley. i luv her sens of style and shes actually really nice in her personal life 2. 2 ladybird- ya, they do look alike but selenas way prettier. she deserves 2 defeat miley and be the big star. shes also a better singer. listen 2 the wizard of averly plce theme song and then ‘best of both worlds’ PLEEZ!

  11. Ali says:

    i also hv a crsh on her bro in wiz, david henrie. hes adorable.

  12. amanda says:

    Selena Gomez !! Love her!I love miley too! Uhm,herpes?? Cmon dont be soo immature the gurl has a cut or a cold sore chill out…OH and if anyones interested selena and her friend demi have there own personal blogs on youtube!! http://ca.youtube.com/user/therealdemilovato?ob=1
    There so funny! I love it..

  13. bllll says:

    i love sucking my dick i just did it was wonderful

  14. KC says:

    LOL the last few comments above me, are they 10 year olds?? Kids, do your homework and watch cartoons, leave the trashy celeb gossips for teen+ crowd

  15. ~GoodPotato~ says:

    @KC: LMAO.

    This girl shits on Miley Cyrus’s cuteness. Not that Miley’s cute anymore..wait. Was she ever cute?

  16. judy says:

    @amanda:

    A cold sore IS herpes!

  17. Caz says:

    ^^^ jesus, leave the kid alone, does it even matter?? she’s 15 years old. She’s PRONE to blemishes, she’s a teenager.

    The amount of retards on the internet astounds me.

  18. Amanda says:

    Uhm,kc shudup ur stupid im 18 and allowed to like her and depend her if i want whats the point of picking a fight on the internet dip shit?

  19. Amanda says:

    defend**

  20. MM says:

    This girl got her start on Barney (I have nieces and nephews who watched that shit all the time) – she was horrible – fake, annoying, just a real pain to watch.

  21. Priscilla says:

    this girl is supercute

  22. Priscilla says:

    mm…. weren’t ALL the kids on barney like that? i know they were i had to put up with that barney shit for many years

  23. arnold says:

    she is very hot and i would love to marry her !

  24. Jason says:

    I don’t think Selena will be reaching Miley Cyrus status anytime soon, though she will be very popular. For all the talk of how quickly Miley’s rise to stardom was, fact is, she didn’t become a household name until her last tour and movie, both of which broke all records. Until then, Miley was just another Disney star, though a star on Disney’s most popular series.
    But what really sets Miley apart from all others is…… MILEY. Really – I don’t know where she gets all her energy from – I get exhausted just listening to her. On tour she’s like a dynamo, always giving her fans one heck of a show. If she had no talent, that wouldn’t matter much, but she’s quite talented and it shows in her music, of which she’s writing more often now, and in her acting, which is better too.
    No one knows the future. But I just don’t see any other star, in or out of Disney, that can replace Miley Cyrus. She is a rare find. The Disney execs know that. They are not stupid and they’re trying to hold unto her as long as they can.

  25. joan says:

    aaaaah, barney. what ever happened to michael?

  26. Rachel says:

    ummm selena gomaz go fuck urself cause ull never be as good as miley

  27. Mel says:

    Some of you seem to think that Selena is master-minding an attack on Miley. Back off, if Miley is replaced its because Disney Execs want to distance Disney from someone that no longer portrays the image they want.

    Someone will have to fill the void and Selena is the obvious choice since Disney already has her under contract. Even if Selena were to turn Disney down they would just go find someone else to replace Miley if that is what they want to do.

    Face it, if you were Selena and Disney wanted to make you their next mega-star you would go along with it and get all you could out if too.

    I just hope that both Miley and Selena can avoid the Britney and Lindsey path to self destruction and both go on to very successful careers and manage to have a happy and successful and private personal life too.

  28. charlie and lola.again!!! says:

    DAN DAN DAN DAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!THE CHARLIE AND LOLA SHOW BEGINS IN..5…4…3…2..1…..
    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    charlie here n yaa we do think alot about ourselves lol!Big intro duh!!!
    n e wayyyy i soo tink selenna is da next miley.cuz ok 1st she is a good role model.sher voice is natural unlik wanna be rockstar miley n well her attitude is wayyyyyy bettr!!!!!!maybnot da nex miley,,,,but bigger den her. HIT IT LOLA!!!!!!!!

    hey hey hey….ok wellllllll unlike miley i actually like selena cus she ROKS EVERYONAS SOCKS OFF!! OK wellllll i have nothink to sa y bad or good ..well good yea but it would take tooooooooo long to write soooooooooo PEACE!!!!!!IM OUT!!!!!!!!

    SO JOIN US NEXT TIME ON DA CHARLIE AND LOLA SHOW CUZ WERE DA BST 4 SHIZZLE MY DIZZLE!!!!OH YEAH!!(LIK DA KOOL-AID MAN)

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  31. Daniel says:

    selena gomez is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy better and cuter and hotter than miley cyrus!!!!!
    and she is a better role model too!!
    [[=

    i love selena gomez!

    :D <33

  32. miley #1 fan says:

    selena gomez should NOT be the next miley cyrus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    to me thats like replacing the jonas brothers
    i’m sorry selena i just don’t agree that u should be the next miley cyrus :[ :[

  33. nasscal says:

    ok first up just everybody shut up!!!! there kids and vanity fair is so uncool ( unless u like porn). let them do what they want so just suck your dick and be happy.

  34. Vanessa says:

    I’m totally there with you when you say that Miley Cyrus is a complete slut. But I’m sure that Selena isn’t going to mess up. She really does seem together and I don’t think she is going to be running around making mistakes. Miley Cyrus has taken over disney channel and that’s why most people don’t watch it. I don’t even watch it any more. But now since Selena’s been on you don’t see Miley’s face every second. I love her show and I can’t wait until the Jonas Brothers show comes on disney. You won’t only be seeing Miley’s face. Maybe she’ll disappear from disney.

  35. jalisha says:

    Miley does not look like a senior citizen you do you dumb ass!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Bella says:

    Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are sluts and idiots. I don’t even care about them, no body does, they can go ahead and mess up their lives. Selena Gomez is so going to be the next Miley Cyrus. Miley will just stay the same.

  37. Izzy says:

    I agree with Bella. They aren’t the greatest people on the planet. Miley has already disappeared, for now, and Selena will in about a month. Demi might be the only one to keep it together. Someone has to knock sense into this girls.

  38. tina says:

    miley will remain the same no 1 can take her place

  39. sareena says:

    i love miley cyrus/hanna montana
    i do not agree that selena can take her place …..
    actually no 1 can!!!!!!!!!
    so selena just relax u cannot take her place……

  40. Selena AWESOME!!!! says:

    all you people dont know anything. Selena is awesome. You shouldnt be judging. cuz i bet by that age you were a slut too.

  41. Selena Rox says:

    this goes to SERENA.
    Miley wouldnt be ANYTHING without HANNAH MONTANA!! i bet she can take her place. so you relax. you slut.

  42. This is retarted says:

    Screw u all disney chanel suks ass id rather watch the special olympics i see the both in rehab within 2 years

  43. disney sucks says:

    I hate disney

  44. Selena is so cute, she’s pretty more than miley. If i right, selena can replace miley

    I love Selena Gomez

  45. Triet says:

    selena is so cute, she’s pretty more than miley. If i guess right, selena can replace miley

    i love selena

  46. Triet says:

    selena is so cute, she’s a star that i really like. I think she can replace miley.

    i love selena

  47. Anonymous says:

    Omg i love selena shes mad pretty NO HOMO i wish i can meet her

  48. jonas brothers lover says:

    I hate miley cyrus. She is a idiot and a slut. I bet in one month Selena will be the next miley cyrus and its true with out hannah montana miley wouldent be shit.

    Dami rocks she is the best.
    And Jonas brothers are really cool and they are so cute

  49. bethany says:

    i think disney channle is
    arsome :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
    dont be meen to everyone u slags miley and selena r both arsome so don,t be mean.

  50. selenagomezfan! says:

    hey i love this pic!

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