What Should Jamie-Lynn Spears Name Her Baby?
May 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet
So Juno-Lynn Spears is reportedly begging friends and family to help her pick a name for her baby girl. (Yeah, that’s right, it’s a girl!)
Says Jamie: “We want it to be something special. That’s something we haven’t figured out yet, but I’m thinking hard. I’m working on it. No one has given me any suggestions. I wish they would.”
Oh, I just know we can come up for some suggestions for little Jamie-Lynn.
What should she name her daughter, kids?
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Oh, and regardless of it being a mistake or not, at least she’s having the kid.
I’m not promoting being preggers at sixteen, but I’m sort of proud of her for having SOME common decency.
However, we’ll see how currupted the kid ends up…
I think Hayden, Jordan, Maya, or Mayzie.
Yeah!
what’s wrong with being like a spears? i quite like britney =]
Oprah, her name should be Oprah. Or Pappy Ratzie
OMG, she looks so hot and so pretty~~~~~~~~~~~`. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
fuck trophy
hmmmm i like leena lynn
Condomless Spears
I loved the fight that Eriq and Jerome got into… she should just name her baby, Baby then she won’t have to think tooo hard for a name.
LOL MMS….
I THINK YOU SHOULD NAME HER KAILEY BETH SPEARS OR
ALLISON MIRISA SPEARS OR JOYCE SPEARS
WELL HOPE YOU PICK ONE
KAYLA MARIE
LMAO @ JUNO – LYNN… CLASSIC
jamie dont listen to these stupid people their just haters oh name
your baby girl elizabeth
Miss Takeh!
Lolocaust!
Jerone or Eriq. You made me laugh because I can tell that you’re the same person arguing with yourself.
Semen Spawn?
Maury?
lilmistake?
Oops I did it…..and will probably do it again?
I hit my baby……one more time?
I’m a girl, not even close to a woman?
She’s so knocked up, she’s a slut, and she cries, cries, cries, in the lonely nights?
Boys! Sometimes a girl just needs one (to have underage sex) BOYS!
Lynette, Caitlyn, Madelyn, Marilyn…
The name of the baby will be Shopping-Lynee Spears.
Or maybe, a better spelling would be:
Shopyn-Lynee Spears
Or if she really wants to get clever, drop the H in Shopyn, and replace it with a S and an umlat.
i like exotic names, like mercedes, serena, autumn, summer, destiney, raquel (the spanish/portugese version of my name), or sabrina. those names are cool.
Hilary
So some common decency is having the baby at 16? So having an abortion would be indecent? Its her choice, I wish her luck with everything, but please don’t go hating on all the many young girls who have gotten pregnant and had abortions. Everyone has the right to decide what is best for them.
And I think calling foregin language names exotic sounds a little weird. Those names aren’t “exotic” at all Mercedes is a super common spanish name, since its the name of a patron saint, Our Lady of Mercedes.
Autumn, summer, sabrina, and Destiny are names little girls name their baby dolls. Or the names little girls choose as their monikers when they grow up to be strippers.
Her name should have significance to the family.
Burger Frye Tater Spears
Phylis Crackin.
Geddit?
she has to have two first names…..its only right give how trashy her family is.
Emily Jane….or something like that.
I got it. Candy Mercedes Spears.
Akeisha, Cresenthia, Jadeyn, Jewellah, Tequila, Trinetty or Zaylie.
HOW ABOUT REBECCA MARIE
why is everyone putting spears as the last name for the child?
I’m sure she’ll name it Jamie Casey or Casey James. They’re unisex too.
I like how random people stand up for this Hic of a family.
“Like no yall, don’ make funa brittney yallz…she has made mistakes just like any other trailor park whore yalll”.
Getting prego at 16 is the norm people C’MONNNNNNNNNNNNN!
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….
You know she’s gonna name it boob or boo boo some shit like that.
LMAO at Lousiee Anna, Nickelodia & Lolocaust!
You know she’ll end up being totally ‘original’ & calling it Jaylyn or something…
Call her Irish Goodbye.
How about Lil Romero Jr.
frappucino.
Ashlee,it’s a beautiful name..Ashlee Spears,looks great.=]
Fluffy.
i dont knoe wat she should call her baby
if its a boy she should call it ryan
and a gurl she should call trisha
boy or gurl
ryan or trisha
Billy Jean Bobbie Joe Whyte Trawsh.
Bubba or Jamie Mae
I think pink is a cool name.
Elizabeth Ashley
my money is on Casey-Lynn.
hah people actually care x]
and some people get Pregnant at 16 and spend there life in a council house naming there kids something like Shannon Mercedes Nothing more gross and chavvy then those
she should call her baby girl Nicola Fame Spears
Angel-lynn Cherish Aldridge…or something fun like pop tart ‘cuz those are good!
i like Anna, or Michelle, and Lorena
i would think to name it Zoey
i also like the name Gabriella
i think it should be Anita Jean
Disney/Diznee/Disneigh for the first name.
Then, Channel for the middle name.