More Hair Extensions!!

May 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Paris Hilton looks like a wax figure made of orange rinds as she promotes her new line of hair extensions for Sally Beauty Supply.

Man, as long as she doesn’t come out with Paris Hilton Self-Tanner … it may as well just be a can of orange spray-paint with her face on it.


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23 Responses to “More Hair Extensions!!”

  1. Mercedes says:

    I’d say more like a grapefruit.
    I delicious, juicy grapefruit.

  2. Hahaha thats hilarious. That fake tan is really not working for her.

  3. LuxLasVegas says:

    And yet… she shows up at the promo wearing seemingly NO extensions?

  4. Carrie says:

    Lol, Mercedes.

    She always looks plastic to me. Like one of those off-brand “Barbie” types of dolls.

  5. She looks like an orange dodo bird.

  6. amanda says:

    she looks like hell – but i love that dress!

  7. Just Saying says:

    Ho Hair In A Box.

  8. Caz says:

    ^^^ Much as I love Paris….LOL!

  9. slouchy says:

    the website proudly boasts that their extensions are made from 100% virgin european hair. i know there’s a joke in there somewhere.

  10. howard says:

    does the hobitch evvverrr look strait at the camera? Why does she always look sideways? An attempt to look all coy and innocent? Lordhavemercy…someone pleeeese drown her.

  11. lu says:

    i also like her dress. she needs some mattifier though… shiiiiny

  12. iiirene says:

    of course no one in LA can be original…i bet Jessica Simpson will be pissed lol

    well some people are original but still paris always copies other people

  13. meg says:

    oh Oh, I am so surprised that she had not removed her profile from this Herpes site: — Stdpal.com–. god bless. But what kind of relationship she is looking for?

  14. Gabriela says:

    She looks like the years of thorazine have gotten to her.

  15. PiratePete says:

    This surely cannot be the real Paris… she looks like the wax version in Madame-Tussauds?? You know you’ve done too much Botox when the wax version of you looks more real than the real you…

    Wait… did that make sense??

  16. TREE says:

    OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  17. jfsieu says:

    good

  18. quirkygirlkitten says:

    so life-like.

  19. Donkey Punch says:

    This product is actually vaginal hair extensions. It helps to hide the herpes sores on the vageen when you have long pubes.

  20. Priscilla says:

    LOL DP…….i noticed she has that half closed eye even on the box of the hair extensions

  21. pebobryson says:

    WIll SOMEBODY PLEASE get Tree off of here?

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