Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!

May 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!

Wow!

What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?


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310 Responses to “Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!”

  1. s says:

    horny horny horny fuk her so bad awesome blowjob

  2. Anonymous says:

    I haven’t had it at all. Which really sucks.

  3. Corry says:

    WTF IS WRONG WIT HER PUSSY?!?! IT LOOKS GROSS PLUS IT HAS THAT NASTY ASS TATTO. HO CAN PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

  4. Corry says:

    WTF IS WRONG WIT HER PUSSY?!?! IT LOOKS GROSS PLUS IT HAS THAT NASTY ASS TATTOO. HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

  5. Corry says:

    WTF IS WRONG WIT HER PUSSY?!?! IT LOOKS GROSS PLUS IT HAS THAT NASTY ASS TATTO. HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

  6. Corry says:

    WTF IS WRONG WIT HER PUSSY?!?! IT LOOKS GROSS PLUS IT HAS THAT NASTY ASS TATTO. HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

  7. Corry says:

    WTF IS WRONG WIT HER PUSSY?!?! IT LOOKS GROSS PLUS IT HAS THAT NASTY ASS TATTOO. HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

  8. Derick says:

    HER PUSSY IS SO FUCKIN HOT

  9. Anonymous says:

    me have had sex be4

  10. david says:

    who lives in canada hamilton ontario and wants do fuck

  11. Anonymous says:

    I will fuck you honey, and my dick is 10 inches

  12. Anonymous says:

    Oh, I live in Ontario! And I wanna hit someone sooooo hard!

  13. illfuckuhardandfastbaby says:

    girls just give me a call and ull get the orgasm of a fuckin lifetime but text me first girls 1413-335-9963 love u!

  14. Anonymous says:

    her pussy sooooooooo sexy I want to lick it and then put my hand on her boob and stick my dick in her pussy soooooo hot and sexy whoo have sex with my plzzzzzzzzzzzz

  15. sam says:

    nice pictures man can u send us some pictures like this for wwe divas?

  16. Anonymous says:

    i wanna fuck her soo bad!

  17. Ms. Anonomyous says:

    if anyone wants pics of me let me know…im hornnyyyy

  18. iwilllayhard says:

    are those real?

  19. vash says:

    it is been photoshop XD

  20. letmef***you says:

    hey girls I wanna lay you down and lick your pussies

  21. this guy says:

    they get their labias trimmed for porn thats why it looks like weird

  22. Ashley Tisdale says:

    Oh someone needs some clothes on.Ive seen naked women before but she is beautiful.you know im talking sbout her pussy right?

  23. sexlover says:

    that woman is HOT

  24. jinx9800 says:

    When did she get those boobs!? They were smaller then…

  25. superchuckholly says:

    I must admit, I love that tattoo, especially with its placement.

  26. Anonymous says:

    her head is shaped like a fucking alien’s. seriously.. gross.

  27. Zzz says:

    Her vagina doesn’t look real at all. It looks pretty photoshopped. Also, what the hell kind of tattoo is that? Her boobs are kind of weird looking too.

  28. T.O.A.D says:

    Anybody who whould shoot her down has BRAINDAMAGE or is queer!!!!!!!!!

  29. sex says:

    im a lesbo:) THIS IS SO HOT IM FINGERING THE SHIT OUTTA MY WET PUSSY

  30. vagina says:

    there is nothing to be proud of

  31. hot les says:

    oooohhh im bi and thiss is hhhhooottttttttt i’d eat herr out any day

  32. j says:

    nice boobs

  33. k says:

    titi ses
    me

  34. your mom. says:

    shes so disgusting. ugh.! her pussy is really gross looking. and her nipples are too dark. i like blondes!

  35. Alexxxiiss says:

    Haha, I agree man. I mean seriously, it can get a little annoying looking at playboy spreads, when so much is photoshopped out. I’m a straight women, but I still find the female anatomy extremely sexy. However, a “boxed vagina” with a “knife-cut sliver” for an opening is ridiculous to me.

    There’s women of course who have ‘little’ inner labia, but some of it is just so obvious when it’s computerized and fake. I have viewable labia, and I personally love it. Playboy is known for being more along the lines of a classier nude magazine, and therefore they either look for women without large labia, or they photoshop it. Seeing labia in a shot is much more appealing and sexier though. However since playboy already has the reputation of being drentched in steamy sex appeal, they have to put some kind of limit. More class and less pornish.

    It’s however quite dissappointing. And since so much labia is taken out of photos for adds and magazines these days, it gives women the idea that large or medium sized labia is unattractive. just like how young girls get the misinterpretation that anorexia is cool.

    Total shame :(

    For ‘REAL’ un photoshopped photos for how a woman’s vagina is SUPPOSED to look like, check out http://www.sexylabia.com :)

  36. les k says:

    tight pussy….you dumb ass people dont have a clue…she hasnt had much sex…those streched out pussy when the lips are all hanhing out….lots and lots of dick been there use your fucking heads

    • rtrtrre says:

      are you kidding?

      You are ignorant

      first off all, she has been photo shopped, she is a PORN STAR, so i would bet she has had sex more then a few times.

      There are girls who have visible labia and have had little to no sex at all.
      You have obviously never seen a vagina in real life.

  37. someone says:

    Her crotch looks photoshopped.

  38. dan says:

    shes so hot hey yo lesbian keep up the good work i lov watching you

  39. Anonymous says:

    Wtf she has respect written on her pussy
    if se had any self respect she would not be posing for playboy and she looks like a mouse

  40. Anonymous says:

    well f u 2

  41. Anonymous says:

    man!!! i would just like to slide my cock into her tight pussy and rip her in half

  42. corey hamm says:

    all you little boys wanna put that little thing away before mom catches you tuggin yourself…sick little fuckers..

  43. Anonymous says:

    i want to fuck her and im 12

  44. Bitchlyks2fukalot says:

    Oooooooomygod i wanna lick her all over i am a lesbian nd she luks so fuckin gud and im all wet rite now with my fingers sliding n and out god its so gud

  45. La-Z says:

    wow she is hot, it would take a gay guy to say she is ugly, bunch of damn queers sayin she isnt hot, dumbasses. by the way, anybody that hasnt had sex, you arent missing anything, its not that fun.

  46. horny says:

    i am so fuckin horny i want to suck that hairless pussy

  47. Anonymous says:

    nice pussy

  48. jayde nicole says:

    yeah her pussy was heaps photoshopped. still fuckin hot tho

  49. Anonymous says:

    sexy love girl

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