Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!

May 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!

Wow!

What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?


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311 Responses to “Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    danm girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Sexy says:

    Bitch were you live

  3. sex ruls says:

    i would give any thing to fuck her and i’m 12

  4. Anonymous says:

    i would eat that pussy and im only 13 but i have a big dick

  5. marasa says:

    u is a bitch fa life show ya thing only wana white people would do that

  6. Feeney says:

    She is well fit and i’d like to ride her home!

  7. :) says:

    I would do anything thing to sqeeeze those boobs

  8. holy crap says:

    she s one fit bitch

  9. Pornoguy says:

    why tees us take one showin her vagina!

  10. Anonymous says:

    I fuck ya bitch

  11. omg says:

    i’d tap that

  12. sexy says:

    want to fuck I live sc

  13. amie says:

    i would like to pet her kitten…

  14. vanessa hudgens says:

    i am a lesbian. i so want to fuck her

    • bill says:

      who the hell are you?I am an honored lesbian in my community,aaaahhhh fuk it, im horny and im a lesbiantooooo!!!!So you want to fuk some body?slip your fingus in my pussy andmake me get so horny, i make a new lesbo sex position!

  15. Anonymous says:

    id fuck that fine ass

  16. no one says:

    i could just ride her home

  17. meme says:

    im 13 and i would make that pussy mega un tight

  18. Soo sexy says:

    WWWWOOOOOWWW! LOOK AT THOSE TITS!AND VAGINA!

  19. i live for vaginas says:

    ddaayyuummmmmm

  20. i luv sex says:

    i wanna fuck her so bad

  21. hell........ya says:

    i would fuck the shit out of her and make her scream like a little bitch!!

  22. Fuckthat says:

    I’d fuck that anytime :)

  23. dickspitz says:

    Typical Playboy photographic specimen, a whole lot of tit and hardly any ass. And with that name, i thought old geezer pimp Hefner had chosen a black girl for P.M.O.Y.! No, just another big titted white girl. At least she’s not a blonde.

    • bill says:

      fuk yes!oohh i could just suck her tits and lik her pussy so hard that she screams so loud that all of playboy hears it and joins in,whites on the pussy, and blacks on the tits.oooohhhh!

  24. alan says:

    come to my house and I will be kissing you all day

  25. someone says:

    i would eat that shit up

  26. VICKY says:

    I LOVE THIS GRIL & LOVE & FUCK ALL DAY ALL NIGHT……

  27. I could fuck her so hard she is hot and i love sex

  28. SEXXX!!! says:

    shit i wanna fuck her so bad i’ll put my cock in her pussy and ill be fucking her day and night god i wanna fuck her so bad ill have no mercy and her pussy and tits!

  29. bill says:

    yoyoyo what the fuk is up or shood i say doooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnn with that horny bitch shye makes you want to cum 2c.hey sexxx, i wood luv to fuk you so bad, i hav to mastrb8 3 tymes a day just to satisfy my hunger for sexxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Johnny says:

    damn she is sooooooooo HOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Anonymous says:

    WOW not that im a lebo or any thing but you are making that photo shot like there i no sexy naked shot ever

    p.s. you look so sexy i would do any thing to squezze and suck those hott boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Ashley says:

    Im bi and I would eat her out anyday ;)

  33. Ashley says:

    Im 15 and bi and I would eat her out anyday ;)

  34. Anonymous says:

    ohh yes

  35. justanotherguy says:

    I’m a ass and thighs guy but her eyes are realy beeeuuutttiful

  36. anonymous says:

    holy crap u ppl are exagerating her too much like ya shes hot but there is waaay hotter.

  37. Anonymous says:

    i have a big dick im jackin off to this one dam its hard im 14 and want some of that

  38. Smart ass says:

    “sexy” you dumb shit you spelt where wrong

  39. Spicoli says:

    lol you all are fucking morons saying how much you wanna fuck her just cuz shes rich and famous god I fuck tight hot pussy when I want it and I dont need that lol have fun fappin off to a picture im going to dinner with my girl

  40. anonymous says:

    omg u guys r gross, i bet megan fox looks way better naked

  41. Dylan says:

    ok first of all anybody who goes around saying they have a big dick is normally the tiny ones….and anybody who says that jade nicole is ugly and gross well ya’ll can go fist yourselfs be proud of this beautiful canadian and for all your info lol i only live 30 mins from her parents so i have actually got to meet her and she is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

  42. Anonymous says:

    You are all stupid, this picture is photo shopped they do it to all the women that pose. Nobody wants to see a worn out pussy and stretch mark boobs. it’s all fake.

  43. hor-nee says:

    by dick is reaching out towards her… ye that means i hav a hard one… hehehe bet u didnt expect that from a 14 yr old… or maybe u did…

  44. hor-nee says:

    by dick is reaching out towards her… ye that means i hav a hard one… hehehe bet u didnt expect that from a 14 yr old… or maybe u did…

  45. girlfucker says:

    she is so hot

  46. PUSSY FAGGOT says:

    DAMN I JUST HAVE ONE QEUSTION : WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE SO THAT I CAN FUCK YOU AND TAKE AWAY YOUR VIRGINITY.

  47. selena gomez and demi lavato says:

    ooolalalal can we have some please i beg you oh and loue you so much we r typing this naked then liking eachothers pussy do u know wat we meen

  48. selena gomez and demi lavato says:

    ooolalalal can we have some please i beg you oh and loue you so much we r typing this naked then liking eachothers pussy do u know wat we meen

  49. boo says:

    if i tried to fuck her i’d split her in half with my giant cock

  50. ??? says:

    how many of you have had sex before. And reply honestly

    • fuckmehorny says:

      im 12 and ive gotten so close to banging a guy and then my parents got home =[ i had him in my base ment and we were making out with his hand down my pants rubbing my pussy ;] i could feel his hard cock ;] then i herd my dad come home and he went out the window =P uh uh felt so good i wanted is cock he was so sexy ;]

      • omg says:

        12? can you at least grow up first loool.. daamn.

        wait until your 21.. then you will remember that you wasted your life.
        i dont mind a healthy sexual apititie.. why you think im on here lool. but at least think strait. 12 years old only! wwwoooww.. sluts come in all shapes and form. when i was young i wouldnt touch girls like you cause they used, damaged, and nasssty.

        take care though.. babies having babies hahahahaha funny shit.

      • david says:

        i will fuck you

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