Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!

May 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!

Wow!

What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?


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320 Responses to “Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!”

  1. $teven says:

    ——-> [i love that shyt*]] <——-
    [$$$$]]

  2. Romeo from shawa says:

    You people stop hating everything on that girl is real trust me I know first hand respect that’s a tattoo only the real folks understand yeah its above her pus but why you all focus on that she stacking paper go on jayde Holla at ur boi. Romeo

  3. SHAUN says:

    VERY SEXY WOMEN

  4. bj says:

    i like wut i see

  5. robert says:

    very sexy. ya huh. hubba hubba

  6. kenny says:

    i would fuck her all day any day up her vagina and suck tham giant tits like theres no tomorrow!!

  7. pussylickerXXX says:

    her nipplesdefy belief. da vinci should be ashamed. and even though her pussy may be PS’d(maybe) id still give her a hardcore ride.

  8. lucky ducky says:

    iI WOULD FUCK HER ANY DAY ( GIRL TO GIRL ) LOVE IT RESPECT!!!!!

  9. big bush says:

    nice nipples and boobs overall

  10. sqwib says:

    god her tits make me want to fuck her so bad

    • Anonymous says:

      hey girl wats up man u know u fine so there is no reason me tellin you that bc i bet u here it all the time but u are fuckable

  11. sqwib says:

    and really hard

  12. Gayyyyyyyyy says:

    OMFG! wow. Uhmm. How firetrucking embarrasing! she poses as a play fricken boy model and she has a RESPECT tatoo on her clit?! when ever she is making love she expects the “men” to look at that and think she is a good person and that she needs respect?…HAH! i dont think so bitchh. get a flippin life. >:P

  13. wise guy says:

    respect my dirty and probably infected blown out vaj thats been pounded hard many a times while i was doing nasty porn way before playboy…….wait, what?

  14. wills says:

    the virgin is;bloody pussy in the first time fuck.

  15. wills says:

    the virgin vagina is; bloody when in first sex

  16. wills says:

    2nd,coz i need the real virgin an american girl 2 be my girlfriend

  17. no comment says:

    all i wanna do is fuck her

  18. Trueblonde says:

    well her vashin is weird looking but everyones body is diff. The tattoo i understand it its to give off the virginal goodie good girl so guys want you more sex sells it made her go to the top. and the top pic her face is way diff from the no clothes one look at the cheek bones wow! any ways sheis deff more prettier in the playboy pic then the clothed and man she has great tits!

  19. pussylicker says:

    umm i have 2 things to say: first, that dress is REALLY ugly! i mean who would buy that?!?!? and second, those boobs look so unreal! i bet their fakes!

  20. andrea says:

    i know this has nothing to do with anything but does anyone know how i can get my hair like that i have been trying to get big curls for years and im still trying but nothing! my hair will only stay a curl for like 2 mins if that.

  21. Jayde Nicole says:

    oh..hair comment..use a ridiculous amount of product like we do! lol

  22. watever says:

    you r all a bunch of dumbasses, half of u contradict urselves, and the other half dont know what know what the hell ur talking about. 1 fucker says they have never seen a pussy that looks like that ald in the same sentence says it looks like a childs pussy. as 4 the rest of u ive had enough pussy 2 know that her shit looking like that isnt all that uncommon

  23. watever says:

    that pussy is designed to b takin easier from behind, i promise u there isnt much taint. as far as the labia goes; a neat playpace is a safe playplace, a mother-fucker can get tripped up in a bunch of loose flapping skin. besides no huge labia allows 4 free hands 2 tweek a titty or somthing, 4 the idiots who dont know what im saying it means when u r licking the pussy u dont have 2 hold the labia out of the way 2 lick inside

  24. da man says:

    SHE IS SO F HOT. Don’t you just want to screw her

  25. Anonymous says:

    No. It looks like a 5 year old made that dress and her vagina looks like it wants to eat me. Hideous.

  26. Sam says:

    No. It looks like a 5 year old made that dress and her vagina looks like it wants to eat me. Hideous.

  27. sexyman says:

    she makes me horny and i would love to take her home and play with her

  28. Can't touch this says:

    OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHYT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HOT TITS!!!
    LOVE THE TATTOO 2

  29. nate says:

    holly fuckin shit she is hot

  30. peter says:

    holy shit I wish I could tap that and go rebuplics go

  31. !@nce+_+ says:

    That is the sexy women there i just want to fuck her all day long
    i might give her something, some thing and the tits are amesome i just wan to feel that tits right now i got hornly when i look at her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wuhhhhhhhh wow wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  32. bigdick says:

    I would fuck her so hard her house would would be bouncing!!!

  33. sexy man says:

    I wanna take her clothes off intil she’s naked and in high heels and then ill take her heels off and suck on her toes an kiss and lick her feet and work my way to her thighs and suck and lick her thighs and lick her vagina and rite there start fucking her so hard shell mone and start sucking her tits and after that shell suck my dick and ill tongue kiss her… And a lot more

  34. bebe says:

    i’ll make her bloody ANYDAY!!!

  35. wow says:

    sara je lepsi

  36. Christopher says:

    wow

  37. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk says:

    wowowowow hotty look at those humungis boobs

  38. evilcat says:

    i have alot to say: 1) in the first pic, she looks 20. in the second, her face makes her look 40. 2) that dress is UGLY! it looks like something out of barbie.3) what’s up with her vag? she doesn’t even have one.

  39. suck mine if u dnt i will lick yours says:

    she is so hot shes like fucking shagadelic

  40. Morgan :] says:

    she a hottie.

  41. bla bla says:

    Damn she too damn sexii

  42. Courtney says:

    Juciy!!

  43. Crestal man23 says:

    I jercked off to this. Pic

  44. A real ladyy says:

    what the hell is up with that pussy, does she even have one, lookes god damn ugly to me!

  45. sexy girl says:

    her vigina is so small and i think she shaves it

  46. ♥Trina♥ says:

    Hey guyz/gurlz itz ya girl ~Trina~ if you can please visite me and my boi ~LiL Wayne~’s site real soon! Yall know dat you can find me on Myspace and write me any time something iz needed.

    Peace~Love~Respect
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  47. SPLENDIDISAY says:

    her face looks alot better on the mtv show bromance. she is so funny, with a good personality and smart too.

  48. SPLENDIDISAY says:

    i wonder if that punani is photoshoppped out..

  49. tai pornstar says:

    i love to fuck her in my carerr but im not takin off far../…..YET

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