Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!

May 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!

Wow!

What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?


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310 Responses to “Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    hot sexy bitch i wanna fuck her so bad

  2. anonamos says:

    she’s tucking hot

  3. haha says:

    she actually has a dick

  4. rickpleasure says:

    nice!!!!!!!

  5. jayde nicole says:

    BOTH OF YOU ARE FUCKING BITCHES I POST ONE SINGLE NUDE PICTURE AND YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE WE ARE DATING
    GO GET A GIRLFRIEND NOOBS

  6. Abraham Ribicoff says:

    That’s the nastiest, poorest excuse for a pussy I’ve ever seen. I’ve actually seen fatter-than-fuck, sheboon sow nigger mudcunt bitches with better looking pussies.

  7. NIMANE says:

    I WANNA FUCK YOU VERY HARD
    PLS LET ME

    AND I WILL SUCK ALL VAGINAL JUICES U HAV
    I WILL LICK UR PUSSY 24*7

  8. guy w/boner says:

    that is nice but ur vagina is small as fuck

  9. Anonymous says:

    I jus wacked off to her.

  10. Appl CA says:

    Hell ya we would have 4000000000000 kids right now

  11. jon travokta says:

    fuck you

  12. Anonymous says:

    well f u 2 asshole

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