Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!
Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.
Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!
Wow!
What an accomplished young woman.
To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]
Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?
May 8th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
her vagina is kinda creepy looking huh. i also find it ironic that a porn star has “respect” above her vaj. i mean, i know playboy is like “classy” or whatever but i’m sure she’s done some nasty porn while getting into the industry.
her head also looks very weird in the picture with clothes. it’s kinda alien like.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
i also really like her dress. yes, a 6 yr old designed it, but it’s cute. and sparkley. and purpley. yay.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
God! This is a huge step down from Sarah Underwood. Ugggh.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Fugly… uber fugly. Bring back the Labia!! Mmmm maybe we can start a foundation… the BBL foundation…
May 8th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
I used to have a Barbie that had that dress!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
ugh!!!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:58 am
my girlfriend mentioned one time that she would like to have plastic surgery on her vagina to remove what I think you’re calling the labia. i was quite surprised, i guess she reads playboy.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
yeah the respect tattoo over her pseudo vag is creepin me out a bit
May 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:43 am
I think she used to be a dude.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:33 am
i think her head is over edited in that playboy picture because in that dress shot, it’s freakishly long and thin and well, she looks like she might actually have a regular size head in the playboy photo.
gotta love the fakeness right. ugh. -___-
May 9th, 2008 at 6:52 am
I wonder what a labia-Photoshopper’s resume looks like… Or what the job ad would say… ‘Looking for someone to touch up gash for cash’
May 9th, 2008 at 6:55 am
she has a great body but she needs to lay off the eyebrow plucking. and that tattoo… eeeeew.
May 9th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Oh. the irony. You tattoo the word “respect” on your vag, then you sell yourself to soft-core porn. It’s shocking that she isn’t platinum blond. And damn is she trashy looking. Hef’s really losing his standards, huh? First it was Holly, then this raging bimbo.
May 9th, 2008 at 7:06 am
She looks 42, not 22. How fuc-ing sad. And believe me, I say this not out of jealousy because honestly, I think she’s gross…
May 9th, 2008 at 7:17 am
She looks like Kimora Lee Simons in that un-photoshopped, natural picture. Which isn’t a compliment.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:18 am
I had to go get my glasses because I thought it said “Mattel” over her vagina.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Her photoshopped vagina really does freak me out. How can that be sexy? Really??!! HOW? I looks like she did used to have a dick and that’s the most realistic vag they could make for her. They also put too much makeup on her - they made her look whory whereas she could have looked fresh faced and really pretty. But, what do I know, I’m just a straight chick. But at least my vag looks genuine. What bugs me more about this photoshopped vag is that it’s sending the message that labia is ugly and needs to be hidden or altered. If I were her I’d tell them to leave it be - Vag Pride!
May 9th, 2008 at 10:11 am
I agree with you Beet on the whole odd vaginas in Playboy.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Well, natural breasts are no longer acceptible, so why would natural vaginas be? Fuck playboy.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Sorry but her face looks like too many surgery, and how can that be if she’s 22?
She looks 35.
And her face is just wrong.
Heffff what happened?
May 9th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Just to be a maestrino della minchia.
Vagina is the interior part; better talk about vulva. Labia is correct.
She is to fake, there are much better belle fighe in the normal world.
Pierre
May 9th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Thank you Pierre-
It’s a pet peeve
The vagina is the birth canal or “tunnel of fun”
The outer area that is often referred to as the vagina is the mons pubis, labia majora, or vulva. The inner folds (if you will) are the labia minora.
I’m sorry-I can not help it
May 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
She looks like she was made of fucking silly putty. Not to mention that shawl doesn’t look like it’s going to keep her warm at all.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I think she is trying to say ” Respect the Vagina!”
May 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Disregarding the totally synthetic photo of her totally synthetic body, and referring to the SFW photo, she looks like a tarted-up, young, fetal-alcohol-syndrome victim like Laura Bush.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
She won PMOY because her slit is real. Hers was the only month out of the year that the Playboy Photoshop team didn’t have to try to reinvent the wheel… uh, vagina.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Aside from her vajayjay just looking weird, I am left wondering if the poor girl even has a clitoris. As far as I’m concerned, the clitoris is the key to good sex. So, I’m supposed to fantasize about sex with her but there is no suggestion that she has any means of enjoying sex with me. What the hell is wrong with Playboy?
May 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
That is not a real vagina. That’s a piggy-bank vagina. That’s where you put the penny in to save for a rainy day.
&, as cute as it is, her dress kinda looks like it was made for a 6 year old, let alone by one..
May 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Hustler dont photoshop their vaginas right ? Are they ? Anyway , who the hell still buys Playboy these days ? With all the free porn laying around everywhere…
May 9th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
AWFUL choice. There is nothing special about this girl whatsoever. The photoshopped vaj coupled with that classes tatoo is just gross.
WTF? This is the best they could do?
May 9th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
i don’t have long, roast beef labia. my labia is nicely tucked away and my vag actually looks like that. i think some women have naturally tinier ones…..
May 9th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
I Just want to date Anonymouse now…
” the roast beef quote was excellent ”
May 9th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Anonymouse, yer full of shit. No natural vagina looks like that. I know of what I speak.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:47 am
Have u ever hear about puberty
May 11th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
welllll my vagina deffinatley does not look like that and i dont know whose does.
May 11th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
I would take her out on a date anyday
May 11th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
If I got her to my hotel room T would tell her to get dressed and get the hell out
May 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Women with no pubic hair is a compete turnoff for me. That is why I am an Ex
May 12th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Yea nice boobs but the respect thing is creepin’ me out definitly!!!!
May 12th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
BALLS SHE DIDDNT SHOW THEM
May 12th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
what the fuck is up with you people and May ninth?!?!?!?!?!?
May 15th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Its true my vajj looks exactly like that and im with hustler, and no its not photoshopped
May 15th, 2008 at 8:09 am
If you ask me i think shes still pure. The way that looks is disgusting, its like an 11 year olds vajj. Im 14 and have been fucked more than her. She needs to loosen up…if you know what i mean
May 15th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Wow, it’s really refreshing to see people who dare to go against the grain and who actually think for themselves!
As a Canadian, I was bored that this story has been a news item twice now. Who really cares? There are Canadians doing far more interesting and important things out there. But it’s ok, I don’t let it get to me. Because I know it’s true that some of the best things in the world are hidden gems…they seek no attention and don’t need advertising.
I’m sure Playboy paid Canadian magazines and newspapers to cover this story in order to increase its profits. And I have no doubt this was a strategic move, intended to increase sales in Canada. I, for one, will not buy into it. I’m sure Hef will get a “respect” tat too, right above his pepperoni stick.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
hey i just tried to respect her for 15 min but guess i can’t get off to a fake ass brunett tryen to do a blonds job- come on hef
May 15th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
my 4 year old sis has that same dress
May 15th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
i masturbate to this chick all the time
there is jizz on my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 18th, 2008 at 9:10 am
sexy vagin bitch
May 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
well i have an outtie vajjjj and wouldnt want it too look like this
May 18th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
i wouldn;t wanna be her
May 21st, 2008 at 10:43 am
Smokin hot!!!!!! Represent Canada baby!!!!!! Beautiful in everyway
May 21st, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I would rub my cock inbetween her tits all FUKIN night!!!!!!!!!!!! who cares
if she was a dude I FUKIN don’t!!!!!!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Is that a penis?
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May 25th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
SHE DOESN”T LOOK FAKE!!! I’d tap that any day, all day.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:33 am
she’s had no surgery. her breasts are real. i know her.
she’s a small town canadian girl. and no, she didn’t do porn, she sent in photos and got contacted.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
^^ Er you two dudes up there, if R Kelly is being prosecuted for boning a child don’t you realise that video is highly illegal child pornography?
WTF? Stop posting paedophilia and give us the legal adult porn!
June 9th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
her face in the top picture looks a lot like janice dickinson’s.
gag.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
WHO WOULD TATTOO RESPECT ON THEIR PUSSY??? THATS HARD TO DO IN BED!!! WHOO
June 10th, 2008 at 8:50 am
IMA LESBIAN AND I WANNA FUCK U ALL NIGHT. WE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME MEETING EACH OTHER IN BED
June 10th, 2008 at 8:51 am
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM SSSSSOOO DELICIOUS
June 12th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
U DESERVED BEING PLAYMATE UR THE ONLY 1 WHO SHAVES THEIR PUSSY
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Jayde is lovely, but she can’t replace Sara Jean Underwood, the ultimate girl next door.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:29 am
wow “respect” her gi people IT WILL EAT U MWAHHHHH HAHAHA
June 30th, 2008 at 5:38 am
Oh the shallowness of you motherfucking morons. All this talk about clits on this thread, all I see is a bunch fucking jealous cunts complaining about a girl who is successful and where are you? Living your dreary little life making eight bucks an hour reading porn mags. You’re all probably overweight and look like the shit in my toilet. Get a life losers! Go out and get a tattoo ‘Pathetic’.
July 5th, 2008 at 2:24 am
I’d love to have sex with her 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!