Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!

May 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!

Wow!

What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?


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382 Responses to “Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!”

  1. maar says:

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    wanna lick your pnis and get it inside me
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  2. Anonymous says:

    fuck everyone

  3. 2012 is bullshit says:

    this is sexy

  4. read this asshole says:

    i,m gonna fuck all you bitchs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Anonymous says:

    She looks fucking fake, and not that pretty.

  6. Donkey Kong says:

    She’s a queefer

  7. Barack Obama says:

    I definitely will be hitting this.

  8. tiiggwt says:

    WOLD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT

  9. rbd says:

    wow! my 11 inch dick wants to destroy that shaved pussy!

  10. jon travokta says:

    fuck you

  11. Anonymous says:

    well f u 2 asshole

  12. Anonymous says:

    fuck u both bitches fuck this i’m gona jack off

  13. Jack Hoff says:

    Mee to :D

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