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She Doesn’t Look Like the Devil …



Looks can be deceiving.

Dina “The Enabler” Lohan dons her most matronly outfit to pimp out her 14-year-old daughter, Ali, at the Candies Foundation “Event to Prevent” Benefit in NYC.

You are fooling nobody, Dina. That cross around your neck does absolutely nothing to convince me that you’re anything but a money-grubbing, famewhoring, evil woman who’s unwilling to admit her eldest daughter is suffering from an insidious disease that she continues to enable.

And now you’re dragging Ali into the same mess you put Lindsay through.

Jump in to check out more pics from this event, including total hottie Jason Lewis, Mischa Barton, Katie Lee Joel, Caridee English, Beth Ostrosky and Taylor Swift.







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12 Responses to “She Doesn’t Look Like the Devil …”

  1. Aussie Erin Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    God I hate Mummy Lohan. And your headline is so freaking perfect!

    Does it disturb anyone else that their hair is styled the exact same way? She really is trying her hardest to turn her daughters into her…

  2. Caz Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Dina seriously scares me, particularly her white ankles.

  3. ~GoodPotato~ Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Whats up with the whole robotic arm thing she’s got goin on?

  4. BeetJockin' Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 3:20 am

    Lohan’s = Hot ass mess. ‘Nuff said.

    Ah, Jason Lewis. *sigh* I normally don’t care for blonds, but you, my dear, are GORGEOUS!!

  5. abby Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 3:27 am

    but i think it’s not bad.She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaire dating site ****W e a l t h y loves.c o m**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?so nice…

  6. Darth Paul Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Orange people are evil.

  7. Caroline Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    What kind of a pose is Ali doing? Her legs are like a wanna-be ballerina!

  8. Mercedes Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Apparently my name is Mercedes. LAWL..

    By the way, fuck that bitch and her whore. And the mess.

    Cast:
    Bitch - Dina
    Whore - Ali
    Mess - Lindsay

  9. Mercedes Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am

    You just erase the name in the box and put your own name in!
    How hard is that to figure out?

    -REAL Mercedes

    ps. but i’m not gonna start this shinanegan again

  10. Just Saying Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    satan fo sho.

  11. J Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    what in the hell is up with ali’s legs?

  12. eva Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 1:45 am

    The shoes. The Lohans have this real problem with shoes. I don’t know if the whole family has six pairs between them or what, but it’s disturbing.

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