OMG Paris Hilton Is Exhausting
May 7th, 2008 by Evil BeetSo, most nights I stay up until 3 am or so, waiting for the morning edition of Page Six to come out and all the late-night paparazzi pics to trickle in, so you guys can have them all when you arrive at your desks the next day.
However, tonight I am going to bed early. I am exhausted.
Wanna know why?
I spent tonight watching The Hottie and the Nottie DVD.
Yeah. It’s true.
I was doing a favor to the guys over at Film.com, none of whom were willing to bear the brunt of actually watching the flick. It would probably send their refined film-critic sensibilities into panic mode. So I watched the DVD and the special features tonight, and wrote a review (I’ll link you guys to it when it runs), but OMG can I just say that despite being a motherfucking executive producer and star of the film, Paris Hilton couldn’t find the time in her busy schedule of being a goddamn waste of space to do the commentary on the DVD? Instead there’s like a ten-minute clip of her putting female makeup on her male costar. She’s such a fucking self-obsessed flake. I hate her so much, and I’m exhausted by my sheer hate for her, and I’m going to sleep early tonight and I meet with my personal trainer tomorrow morning so updates will be slow until late morning/early afternoon.
OMG I hate her so much.
But I love you guys sooooo much.
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Paris is so not hot!!!
“I’m exausted by my sheer hate for her”…perfectly said. For myself, I have to add Mariah Fatface in there. Although her body is pretty damn fierce.
I`m always in dire need of a lil nap , to recover , after reading yet another something about Paris.
…and it`s not like ya can get away and hide from her……dammit…she`s everywhere :(
In the words of Joey off Friends:
“I want to tear my arm off just so I have something to throw at her”
Seriously, cant Parasite add the Bermuda Triangle onto her world tour?
and we love youuuuu!
yes, that’s true, and thank you for staying up late ;) As for Paris…skanky skank!
One day she will be gone into the vapor she is…..
That girl is a complete waste of skin – horrible to say, but it’s true. She’s one big reason why I can’t stand rich people.
She’s SO BORRING …and she’s always reducing the quality in everythig she’s doing .
She’s really annoying famous personn, I understand the hate ..
aww poor paris she tries so hard to be loved!
They should give you combat pay for watching that horrid movie, Beet.
Oh. My. God.
You poor thing. Go and lie down, eat some ice cream and do anything you can to wash that awful, foul picture out of your mind.
*shudder*
I thought about watching this movie. then I came to my senses.
Would you like to see, what Paris Hilton wants to show us?
http://paris-hilton-seex-tape.blogspot.com