Lindsay Lohan’s New Track: “Bossy”

May 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Listen to it before it gets pulled.

Really, Lindsay, if you’re trying to rehab your image, this isn’t exactly the single you want to release. But whatever. You don’t really care anymore, do you?

Update: You can hear the full track here. It’s even more obnoxious in its entirety.


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22 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s New Track: “Bossy””

  1. Just Saying says:

    They can pull that shit right now. Pluueese?

  2. Leslie says:

    what’s sad is they call that ‘music’. i’m regretting ever pressing play.

  3. This is absolutely horrible. She needs to stick to acting.

  4. spohdick says:

    it sounds like britney! wow way to go linsey i wonder if it will get released in europe? this girl is multi talented

  5. Roma says:

    I lasted 35 seconds. It was actually worse than seeing Bai Ling’s nipples.

  6. medimary says:

    omg-that is painful to watch…..

  7. Melissa says:

    Yeah… that sucks balls. I was holding out hope that it would be somewhat decent, but my hopes were crushed. When will these “actors” learn that just because they’ve been in movies doesn’t mean that their asses should throw out singles? I’ll give Hilary Duff cred, she’s alright. But the rest of these fools blow ass.

  8. slouchy says:

    wow, her vocal range goes from drone to monotone.

  9. kmay says:

    She’d never make into the top 10 on American Idol.

  10. Señor Loco says:

    I can’t wait for her duo with Wonky — the other chart breaker. Can you say “Goin’ platinum”?!!!

  11. georgelee says:

    She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

  12. Anonymous says:

    all I could hear in my head when I read the title was kelis’ “bossy” but ummm, unfortunately this was not as annoyingly catchy as that.

  13. SazzyJane says:

    Why is the site all f’ed up? Is it going back to normal soon?

  14. ~GoodPotato~ says:

    WTF was that? Sounds extremely generic. Some people are just not multi talented.

  15. Yum says:

    I’m sure her D.J “girlfriend” will play it.

  16. Muffy says:

    OMG, that’s frickin’ hilarious!!!

  17. Caz says:

    She can’t even sing? wtf?

  18. ashley says:

    As I sit at home pregnant and on unemployment I wonder if I should come out with an album because its obvious that anyone can! She is so F ing horrible! Come on is this for real!

  19. Caz says:

    I couldn’t listen to the whole thing. That was horrendous!

  20. Sugarbzzz says:

    I mean, yeah she’s terrible, but this sounds like a lot of crap they play on the radio anyway. She has absolutely no range whatsoever. How did this girl get a recording contract to begin with?! Can I have one, too? I promise I can be as monotone and “bossy” as she is!

  21. Patty says:

    The song is much better if you replace bossy with gassy.

  22. Kiki says:

    I was willing to give it a chance…but I couldn’t even make it past the first minute of the song. It really does suck, but more than likely it (and the rest of her “album”)will get good reviews because of the producers behind her. Even though it’s not me yet, I am so glad Megan Fox is an upcoming It-Girl right now….soon she’ll get so much coverage that lindsay will be forced outta the tabloids

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