I’m Back and Ashlee Simpson is TOTALLY Knocked Up
May 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Sorry, it’s been a crazy morning. Little Leo got sick this morning, which of course basically sent his mother into epileptic seizures and we had to rush him to the vet. He’s fine, thank goodness. He just has little parasites, and he doesn’t even seem to notice that he’s sick. His energy level is fine and he’s eating fine, and we just have to give him special medicine for the parasites, but we spent the morning at the vet, asking again and again “Are you sure he’s going to be okay? Can you just check him once more?” while the vet patiently tried to reassure me that everything about him was healthy except the very treatable parasites. So anyway. On to less important matters.
Ashlee Simpson is completely, totally knocked up.
Reliable sources are reporting that Ashlee’s scheduled to get married next weekend, at an undisclosed location about an hour outside of LA. The invitations have already been sent out for the weekend of May 16.
Preggers. Preggers. Preggers.
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Was Leo in the room when you saw “The Hottie and the Nottie”? That may be why he ended up with parasites.
Good to hear that the little bow-wow is going to be okay.
I came home from work one day, one of my cats was just dead. I poked him thinking he was just asleep, that clearly didn’t work! I ran my 2 other cats into the vet, without an appointment, and made him check them thoroughly approximately 12 times. You aren’t nuts, your just a mom. The poor vet finally said something along the lines of going home and enjoying the time they had alive, worrying them to death wasn’t going to bring back the dead one.
I’m so glad Leo is okay <3
And I so can’t wait until Ashlee Simpson starts showing. Although that being said, I can’t imagine how this baby is going to look…
if in fact she is pregnant she should be LEFT ALONE, this is why stars dont announce their pregnancies until after the first trimester because they are at their most vulnerable.
newly preggo mommies like lily allen should be off limits in the tabs. just my very humble and occasionallywrong but not very often opinion.
Rock-on healthy Leo! Being a parent is stressful… I have nightmares about something bad happening to my cat, so he gets to deal with me clutching him tightly after said nightmares.
Anyway… *yawn*… Tell me, why are they so popular? Oh yeah, I forgot… A creepy relentless stage dad and a famous older sister… Seems like the standards for being big in t-town are reaching an all time low.
repulsive.
Oh God Terri – now I want to rush home and check on my cats! I’m sorry that happened to you, so horrible. Get well Leo!
And does anyone else think Pete Wentz is like the ugliest guy ever? No wonder he’s ok with the fact that his woman has had plastic surgery that completely changed the way she looks! I feel mean now, but he’s still fug!
Damn it… she’s one ugly broad. For realz.
Leo is so much more interesting than Ashley.
every time i look at this guy my gaydar goes off the charts.
Get well soon little Leo!
Pete Wentz is kinda ugg but I love him anyways. A younger emo looking Val Kilmer. hahha!! Hes that classic moron who you dated in H.S. or college or after you graduated…. Hes just FUN – ok people? Altho I hope no one else gets knocked up by the type.. unless hes rich – lol
Ashlee Simpson. Another person on my big hate list. Wake me up when we are done with famous people with no talent.
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
me hate ashlee pimpson baby come out with ashlee real face
Well i guess after all da pda in da ritz carton pool in jamaica…and da speed they went to their rooms after..i guess that could have been da matin grounds….time span look legit…