Happy Birthday, George Clooney!
May 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet
George Clooney’s friends didn’t have to get him a hooker to help celebrate his 47th birthday — he’s dating one!
George and Sarah “Hooker” Larson showed up at a restaurant in NYC on Tuesday night to celebrate his birthday with friends.
And, yeah, that is a hole in her dress. Like, an intentional hole. At first I thought it was some sort of strange belt buckle, but, no. That’s just how the dress is made — with a hole. I guess it’s just one more access point for George to use when he fingers her under the table, because she’s classy like that.
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May 7th, 2008 at 1:11 am
Beet have you ever heard that joke about the hooker who got the vagina surgically implanted on her hip? So she could make some money on the side? I felt it made for appropriate use here.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:01 am
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:56 am
OMG!!
I think I have seen her wore those shoes a couple of times before.
Either that girl doesn’t have another pair of shoes or she just loves wearing them so much. She’s with George Clooney for cryin out loud. She could at least buy new ones and then pretend she deserves him.
May 7th, 2008 at 3:38 am
why do we all hate her so much?
May 7th, 2008 at 4:17 am
Clooney is a very good actor and has achieved a lot in his life. I want to wish him best f success and luck in his career!
-armine
May 7th, 2008 at 5:05 am
I’m not a big GC fan, but the dude gets his share of tail.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:07 am
that man only gets more and more attractive the older he gets. and for the record, i hate her stupid hooker face.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:48 am
MEOWWWWW
May 7th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Sarah: [widening legs] “Thank god! A gutter! I gotta pee…”
George: “For f*ck sake Sarah - C’MON!”
Other guy: “Hold on George, I gotta see this!”
May 7th, 2008 at 8:34 am
yay!!! my birthday is on the same day as george clooney…
May 7th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Happy birthday, George. Please don’t break my heart and marry that cum-funnel.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Happy Birthday, George! You should be over the “hooker phase” in about ten years! Yes, I’ll be waiting…
May 7th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Gawddd…hes hotttt…
…that hole looks more like a tear in a cheap-ass wal-mart dress…and could she pleeeease buy another jacket? yup…meow is right.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Eew. YOU COULD DO BETTER GEORGE.
May 7th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Why do you all hate him? He looks happy enough. Bless his wee soul! George Clooney should live forever
May 7th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
hate her*, rather.
May 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
: georgelee Says:
May 7th, 2008 at 2:01 am
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.”
THIS PERSON IS A SPAMMER. iF SHE WAS WONDERING WHAT GEORGE WAS LOOKING FOR ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS READ THE PROFILE, BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW CUZ GEORGE IS NOT THERE
GEORGELEE = SPAMMER
May 7th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
: georgelee Says:
May 7th, 2008 at 2:01 am
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.”
THIS PERSON IS A SPAMMER. iF SHE WAS WONDERING WHAT GEORGE WAS LOOKING FOR ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS READ THE PROFILE, BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW CUZ GEORGE IS NOT THERE
GEORGELEE = SPAMMER
May 7th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Chewy: You’re a dolt… just sayin.
May 7th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
wow…that is one ugly-ass dress.
May 7th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
At least no one is no longer hiding the fact or walking around the fact that she is an escort. I mean come on. Why does this man want to portray his public image as being classy and then walk around with such white trash…ir whatever she is.
I don’t dislike her. I don’t know her. I just don’t like the fact that George prances around with her, tries to hide the fact that she is a dirty girl and a bit over the top trashy, and then he runs around like he is the class act of the century. The entire package just doesn’t mesh.
Match made in heaven. Probably between the sheets, but not the girl he wants to take home to mama.
May 7th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
HA! like honestly, since when is a vegas cocktail waitress a “normal woman”??
whatever.
i’m just kind of bitter cause she’s sleeping with my boyfriend.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Melissa: right back atcha!
May 8th, 2008 at 1:57 am
LOve good potato’s joke about the whole in the side. I think it’s actually where the dress is probably tied together but she bought it not realizing it was from either the junior or petite section because it’s made for someone half her size. So funny in borrowed gowns she looks halfway decent but in her own clothes looks like an ’80’s gutter queen. But she’s an escort, so whaddya expect???
May 8th, 2008 at 3:21 am
oh c’mon! enough with the sarah thing already!
let’s just admit we’re all jealous of her because she’s datin’ george clooney.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I will totally admit that I’m jealous of Sarah Larson! George is possibly the most gorgeous man… EVER!
May 9th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I HATE HER.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:49 am
she has cloven feet