“Dude, if you managed to get pregnant with a super absorbency tampon stuck inside you the whole time, you have to have it, I don’t care.”

May 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet


OMG.

I ::heart:: Jezebel.

If you guys think I’m brutally honest about my personal life, well, I’ve got absolutely nothing on some of these writers at Jezebel.

This is pretty fucking hilarious (and disgusting) tampon story. I just had to link to it, mostly because I was like “I cannot believe she posted that on the Internet under her real name. Amazing.”

I actually have an even better tampon story. My girlfriends will happily attest to the fact that I have the absolute most hilarious, most disgusting tampon story in the history of the world. But I’m not telling it. :)


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13 Responses to ““Dude, if you managed to get pregnant with a super absorbency tampon stuck inside you the whole time, you have to have it, I don’t care.””

  1. Yum says:

    Is this site being tweaked, cause it’s acting strange?

  2. reynita says:

    i thought i was the only one!!

  3. Gabriela says:

    Um me too. If I click on the banner it takes me to some very odd DOS looking thingy.

  4. Kristina says:

    That was freaking hilarious. And you have to tell your story!

  5. Aussie Erin says:

    I was actually squirming by the end of that. And yes, there was a weird combination of laughter and disgust.

    But Beet my sweet – you simply HAVE to tell us your story now, you can’t throw a teaser out like that and not follow through!

  6. bean says:

    Ohh yes you are telling it.

  7. Caz says:

    Beet, you have the best stories! You have to tell it!!

  8. lynn says:

    Who cares. Anyone here knows that Britney is dating online now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site called “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com” last week.

  9. lynn says:

    Who cares. Anyone here knows that Britney is datting online now? I saw her on “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com” last week.

  10. Sarah says:

    Damnit, one day later and I cannot get the link. Anyway you can send so I can read. BTW your story was hilarious!!!I almost wish I had a tampon story to tell…

  11. Lee Lee says:

    O.M.G. That is the foulest thing that I have ever heard in my entire life. It’s not even that funny because it’s so gross. How stupid do you have to be to forget you have a tampon inside you?

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