“Dude, if you managed to get pregnant with a super absorbency tampon stuck inside you the whole time, you have to have it, I don’t care.”
OMG.
I ::heart:: Jezebel.
If you guys think I’m brutally honest about my personal life, well, I’ve got absolutely nothing on some of these writers at Jezebel.
This is pretty fucking hilarious (and disgusting) tampon story. I just had to link to it, mostly because I was like “I cannot believe she posted that on the Internet under her real name. Amazing.”
I actually have an even better tampon story. My girlfriends will happily attest to the fact that I have the absolute most hilarious, most disgusting tampon story in the history of the world. But I’m not telling it. 
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May 7th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Is this site being tweaked, cause it’s acting strange?
May 7th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
i thought i was the only one!!
May 7th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Um me too. If I click on the banner it takes me to some very odd DOS looking thingy.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
That was freaking hilarious. And you have to tell your story!
May 7th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
I was actually squirming by the end of that. And yes, there was a weird combination of laughter and disgust.
But Beet my sweet - you simply HAVE to tell us your story now, you can’t throw a teaser out like that and not follow through!
May 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Ohh yes you are telling it.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Beet, you have the best stories! You have to tell it!!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Who cares. Anyone here knows that Britney is dating online now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site called “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com” last week.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Who cares. Anyone here knows that Britney is datting online now? I saw her on “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com” last week.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Damnit, one day later and I cannot get the link. Anyway you can send so I can read. BTW your story was hilarious!!!I almost wish I had a tampon story to tell…
May 8th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
O.M.G. That is the foulest thing that I have ever heard in my entire life. It’s not even that funny because it’s so gross. How stupid do you have to be to forget you have a tampon inside you?
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