Tell Me About Yourself

May 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet


So each and every day, my boss does an exceptional job of not firing me — and preventing others from firing me — when I do things I’m not supposed to do, like run sex tapes and photos of penises and vaginas and nipples and other body parts that your kindergarten teacher told you represented one-half of a “bad touch.”

Now it’s time for you to do something nice for him.

Please take this (very very brief) survey about who you are, dear Evil Beet reader.

Oh, and also: I asked for the password to the survey account under the guise of wanting to add a question asking how you guys heard about Evil Beet, but then I made a bunch of other changes that no one is going to appreciate but me (and possibly you guys, but definitely not my management). Ha ha, I crack myself up.

Anyway, please please PLEASE take the survey. It’ll win me big brownie points, which I will need after what I did to the survey.


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34 Responses to “Tell Me About Yourself”

  1. Sarah says:

    The URL is redirecting to the main SurveyMonkey page for me.
    So, yes, it’s the shortest survey ever–but it’s also not going to win you any brownie points. =P

    Do you have another URL for it?

  2. kmay says:

    It’s just the survey monkey homepage. There should be an link to the survey in your account profile. I can’t remember where it is right now, but you didn’t post the right one. :) We used to use this tool at work for our customers too and it’s super cool. It’s a Portland based company.

  3. Muffy says:

    No survey!

  4. sarah says:

    Same… just surveymonkey main page

  5. Lindsay says:

    is it just me, or does all the link do is just bring me to the main page? =(

  6. Sarah says:

    Here’s a link to the survey: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=y_2fbxJY4TaOMV3BEIADj_2bsw_3d_3d

    It’s currently linked just above the gallery links on the EB homepage.

  7. bean says:

    Really they need to re-think this survey idea. Maybe you will just win like “cookie points” although not as good still just as sweet.

  8. Evil Beet says:

    I am a technically inept douchebag. It should be working now.

  9. kmay says:

    OK-it worked. Done!

  10. daffylass says:

    You misspelled Paris Hilton on the survey. It is spelled w-o-n-k e-y-e-d h-o.

  11. Krz says:

    I took the survey. Do I get a brownie?

  12. Veronica says:

    I want SPECIAL brownies!!! Pretty please!!!!

  13. Roma says:

    Let me guess, one of your changes was “porn is bad and I hate sex”?

  14. Melissa says:

    I would have clicked “I hate her and she should die soon”, but it’s bad karma to wish death on someone. The chlamydia should do a good job with that anyhow. It’s just waiting for that third stage that’s a bitch.

  15. Melissa says:

    fuck…. syphilis. I’m really striking out today…

  16. lollylicious says:

    i’m almost certain i found out about evilbeet by googling “britney spears car vagina.”

    sorry you had to resort to subterfuge to find that out, beet.

  17. ~GoodPotato~ says:

    I LOVE question 12, If you love her you stink. EVERYBODY WINS!

  18. healthy eating says:

    Free porn? Where?

  19. Jen in PA says:

    Thanks a whole fucking lot for making me check the 36-50 box. 50??????? Seriously?? Where in the hell is the 35-44 box I am only slightly horrified at checking?? HUh?

    Anyhoo, love ya!

  20. yum says:

    Done! Happy dear?

  21. Stevejohnson says:

    The survey was short and sweet except for asking for my personal bainking PIN #, phone #, Cell # and SS #. Just to be on the safe side I including all of my credit card #s too. I will send my passport tomorrow, sorry for the delay but I have just gotten back from Alabama.

  22. Stevejohnson says:

    banking sorry

  23. Jinx says:

    It was the boobies and vaginas (aka. the upskirt and nip slip galleries) that made me revisit this site again and again until I got addicted.

  24. slouchy says:

    May 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm lollylicious Says: i’m almost certain i found out about evilbeet by googling “britney spears car vagina.”

    My words, exactly.

  25. princess pink says:

    took the survey. :)

    god, i love evil beet, this site, and the people who frequent it!

  26. Caz says:

    Done and done! I love my Evil Beet!

  27. Dariana says:

    I took it too. Sorry, didn’t give an answer to question 11 because you didn’t have any good options :D

  28. Lee Lee says:

    There you go Beet!

  29. Lee Lee says:

    There you go Beet.

  30. Lee Lee says:

    You’re welcome.

  31. jojo says:

    I found your site by googling “britney crotch shots”
    *tee hee*

  32. jojo says:

    p.s. that was a year and a half ago and i’ve been hooked ever since. thank you for being a site that does NOT cover the bits and bobs with stupid stars or crap.

  33. Lynn says:

    done.

  34. janej says:

    Oh my god! Take a look at this! Buckeey Sex Tape!

    http://buckeey-sex-tape.blogspot.com/

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