It’s Still My Blog, and I’ll Still Run Photos of Patrick Stewart If I Want To

May 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Patrick, my love, my precious, darling Jean-Luc.

I would ride that ridiculous mustache into the sunset.

Let’s set our engines to Warp 69, baby.


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25 Responses to “It’s Still My Blog, and I’ll Still Run Photos of Patrick Stewart If I Want To”

  1. Alix says:

    bahahahahah

    i’d watch that sex tape!

  2. BeetJockin' says:

    Beet, I almost spit toothpaste on my computer screen. Thank you, my dear, for you have already made my day. What a way to start the morning! (You’re better than coffee…and less calories.)

  3. Skye says:

    Ive thought he was hot since i was like, 8 years old watching star trek the next generation with my dad. he’s still got it, heh.

  4. Shady_Lady says:

    OMG! Thank you for putting this up here! I am such a trekkie (especially for Jean-Luc my love), and everyone at work is like “But you don’t look weird??…” So I sent this article to them all! lol

  5. Donkey Punch says:

    Once classy actor. Now that I have posted that he will probably get caught tomorrow in bed with 3 trannies.

  6. nursehaz says:

    Got any pictures of Q??? **sigh**

  7. Caz says:

    That moustache does nothing for him.

  8. Sugarbzzz says:

    LOL I love it. The Next Generation was by far the best Star Trek series, even better than the original in my opinion.

  9. Asta says:

    @nursehaz:

    I don’t think John DeLancie has aged as well as Patrick. I used to adore him though.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_de_Lancie

    Ok this pic is hilarious.

  10. Meggie Poo says:

    Isn’t he too fabulous? If you haven’t seen the episode of Extras with him in it, you simply must! Its hilarious and oh so sexy Cuz its Picard…mmmmmm

  11. Horse Marine says:

    XD

    You’re crazy. <3

  12. portlander says:

    him and connery should do a movie. thus every man, woman and child will die from the PURE EPIC POWERS OF THE MOVIE!

  13. Asta says:

    Can we set it in Scotland? With kilts?

  14. torie says:

    oh my god, THANK YOU for getting the patrick stewart thing.
    and thank you extra for putting it in about the funniest way EVER.
    and now i have a story…
    my two best friends (who are constantly teasing me for liking what they call “old guys” and what i call “real men”) were in new york a couple weeks ago and saw him in macbeth.
    and then they met him on the subway, and texted my other friend and were all like, “oh my god, we met patrick stewart!!”.
    and i was all like, you didn’t even know who he was until five minutes ago, you. fucking. groupies.
    GOSH.

  15. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:

    Patrick Stewart IS the hotness. Er, without the mustache, I mean.

  16. Sprocket says:

    You could ask him to set his phaser to…

  17. skeelo says:

    If you copulate with Captain Picard, you’ll be at least one generation after his Next Generation.

  18. Jenn says:

    Charles Xavier only has eyes for Magneto

  19. Melissa says:

    Nothing like having the trek nerds come out of the woodwork… that makes me frown. However, I literally laughed so loud that my cats all woke up from the lazy ass naps… in the other room… and came running in to see what the problem was.

  20. Wow. says:

    Oh my gosh, you really crack me up!

  21. Stevie says:

    Thank you and I LOVE you. Fucking hilarious.

  22. Dom says:

    so the other day as I was leaving the gym I walked passed Cipriani in midtown and who gets out of the limo? Patrick Stewart and whoever that girl is. There were only like 2 or 3 paparazzi filming/taking pictures (i guess the other 8 million of them were out trying to get footage of Lindsay stealing a matching fur muff), but I didn’t want to ask for his autograph and end up being that sweaty girl who harassed patrick stewart on tmz for the next week hehe true story kids.

  23. margrkee says:

    Surprise! A reliable source said Patrik has a relationship with a super model who posted a profile at a celebs dating site named Rich romances.com which is a site for beautiful people. His fans are busy with talking about it now uhmmm~~~~

  24. Holly says:

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    Hey, I know you love Patrick Stewart..so I thought you might enjoy this. :)

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