Are These Bai Ling’s Pubes?
May 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
OMG.
So much to talk about in this photo.
First, the basics: Bai Ling totally wiped out in the ocean after kayaking at Pink’s house.
Mystery #1: What was Bai Ling doing at Pink’s house? And kayaking?
Then, she was pulled from the water by her boyfriend, music producer Damon Elliott (this is Dionne Warwick’s son).
Mystery #2: So she’s back with Damon Elliott? She blamed her February shoplifting arrest at LAX on her break-up from him, saying that it had her all stressed out. When I get dumped, I usually shoplift, too. But I shoplift from the guy, not the airport. Like, I have an insane amount of T-shirts, sweaters, CDs, keychains and, ya know, twenty-dollar bills I took from guys when I was just “swinging by to pick up the rest of my stuff.” It makes me feel better. Like: “So what, you like that fucking 19-year-old size zero better than you like me? I don’t care. I know you’re all totally in love and getting teenage pussy all the time now and you’re happy as a clam but guess what motherfucker? I stole your Nine Inch Nails concert tee! Take that, fuckwad!” God, I’m so indescribably pathetic. Actually, I think I just did a really good job of describing how pathetic I am.
And the biggest mystery of all: are those pubes or a tattoo sticking out from her suit? I zoomed this picture in as close as I could, and I still wasn’t sure. I need opinions from you guys.
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I call bush!!
Ew. Its hair for sure. Hair that needs to be trimmed.
Well she definitely DOES have a tattoo down there…
NSFW, obviously:
http://machomedia.hu/old/mm_bai_ling.jpg
It’s seaweed. No wait, it’s a tattoo of pubes? Either way, she looks retarded.
Definitely hair – here is a better picture of her tattoo (very NSFW) and it’s pretty clear her tattoo is not what you see in this picture.
http://bodycello.com/images/uploads/09-lrg.jpg
I love how people run to say “ew” and “that hair needs to be trimmed’. Obviously you have never seen a true untrimmed bush ya idiot.
those pubes seem to be in dire need of a meal
cachexia is the word
Horrifying. Ewwwwww!
Bless her heart;I think they might be pubes. Pubes in Hollywood! Yay!
Please check out her blog. Just google the shit, sit back, buckle up, and prepare thyself for the wackness. She is an international treasure, that Bai.
Personally, I was more interested in checking out the little skulls pattern bikini. Pretty cool.
And yeah, those are pubes.
LMFAOOOO! Frickin’ A. How come we aren’t linked yet? I love this place.
there is not enough bleach in the world to wash this image out of my eyes.
Won’t anyone comment her obvious anorexia? She looks like she had recently left Auschwitz!!
Pubes. No doubt about it.
Tattoo, no doubt… to smooth and non reflective to be pubes. What was she doing at Pinks house anyway???
pubes
it’s a pube puff,
most DEFINETLY
Is the tattoo fake because wouldn’t you see more of it?
From the picture (yes, I looked) it seems positioned higer than
her pube line. I think it’s pubes, but who really cares?
We all have them naturally.
i don’t think she’s anywhere near anorexia, but she is a lot bonier than the last time i saw her… oh well
I followed both the links that got posted, and was assulted in the second by Bai Ling’s nipples. I seriously feel kind of sick.
My goodness… who cares if that’s her pubes! That bitch needs a sandwich like YESTERDAY! Holy Christ! Can she even menstruate anymore?
Sorry, Mire. Didn’t mean to ride your coat tails. I guess that’s what I get for not reading the responses yet. At any rate, she is not well, and it’s painfully obvious.
I looked at the link, too and she’s got nipples like Junior Mints. Thanks, Bai Ling, for ruining one of my favorite candies.
okay has anyone else noticed that the tattoo in the playboy pics is definitely not there in the beach pic. what happened to her tattoo? also, i think it’s a new tattoo, not pubes. and even if they were pubes, who cares?
Maybe it’s a pubes tattoo?!
big whoop they are just pubes and besides theres like billions of people who do have them so who cares if anything u guys should be paying attention to her skinnyness she needs a little fat on her upper chest -.-
mold
nice bikini! :)
This bitch is crazy, for real.
Alrighty, so this is like SICK!! I l0ve this website is SOO funny!! OMGOSH, seriously those nipples of hers were STICKIN OUT!! EWWWWWW, i repeat EWWWW, nasty!! Who would want to see that?? I feel sorry for whoever took the picture..
If anyone is stupid enough to get a tat that can be mistaken for pubes then they deserve for us to all think the hedges are growing over the fence!
For sure a tattoo.
However, she looks so skinny and sick… Is she living in a ghetto and eating almost nothing? disgusting…
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at dating site —”W e a l t h y l o v I n g .c o m ” —- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
not pubes.
anyone notice though how shes had like three different tattoos there?
are they stick-ons?
omg thats definitly hair gross shave that shit girl!!!!!
pubes id say. gross. and whod put a tatoo there? uh, hello?!
Definetly not pubes.
Temporary tattoos. Google her and there are like four different nudes, all with different tattoos. So either the same guy that removed her from Star Wars is also removing her tattoos, or they arent real.
The Playboy tattoos were temp tattoos by “Tinsley Transfers”. But she may now have a real tat of a tiger there, and what you are seeing in the pic is the top of the tiger’s back — the stripes on the tiger making it look like hair.
The answer is no. It’s a tattoo. Bai Ling is clearly one of the sexiest asian women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my very HOT pic gallery of her at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/bai-ling.html
Cheers !
these ppl who are all “zomg pubes nasty!” should be socked in tha face.
Its her tattoo … I’ve seen her nude photo spreads enough times to know that what you have a glimpse of is that chinese character tat that she had done roight over her ( kitty !?!?!? )
Love Bai Ling, but honestly you can only fan the flames of suprise so much before they go out. She is a doll but rarely suprise’s me anymore.
ok so article says “Bai Ling totally wiped out in the ocean” perhaps the water pulled her suit down. I have actually had mine totally pulled down my butt by a huge wave iat the Jersey shore
i don’t know anything !!i just like her pussy!! i just wanna know waht a nice pussy has been hidden behind the bkini!!!! oh fuck!!!! i’m jackin off!!!
probably pubes
CN girls are airy often even armpits
someone buy Bai a burger, black guy is 5x as big lol
it’s clearly a tattoo.
pubes aren’t that well designed ..if ya get me..
there’s patches of red which suggests red ink??
and she’s just been in the water, wouldnt that suggest her pubes to be more ‘messy’ ..possibly sticking to her bikini wear??
i can’t even believe im getting into this little thing, haha, im that bored!
clearly a tattoo. Does not look anything like pubes…I have both tats and pubes…i would know lol. Also, she does frequently use temporary tattoos, but not the 25 cents kind out of lil kiddie machines. They can actually cost as much as it would for the real tattoo. Some are drawn on by hand, some are a stain, which is best because it leaves no filmy looking residue. Cheaper ones are stencils on transparent/glue paper deals, but instead of sticking on, it is left on the skin for a period of time for the special ink to set into the skin. Why she does this you say? Bai is a diva, she likes to shake it up, have some variety. She wouldnt want to be stuck with a single tattoo in a place. Plus she often uses tattoos that match outfits to premiere events ;) A true diva lol
The tattoo 10cm below her bellybutton means “LOVE”… great place for that one :)
well I have seen a couple of different pussy shots of Bai, one with a chinese symbols tattoo and one with a dragon tattoo, both just above her pussy, which leads me to think that they are both probably temporary tattoos, and that in the pic in question, it is probably her bush… and good on her for growing her bush… so many women shave nowadays, so it is really nice to see a nice trim bush on a lovely woman.
Having asiad all that she might have had the symbols tattoo done first the covered it over with the dragon…