Are These Bai Ling’s Pubes?
May 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
OMG.
So much to talk about in this photo.
First, the basics: Bai Ling totally wiped out in the ocean after kayaking at Pink’s house.
Mystery #1: What was Bai Ling doing at Pink’s house? And kayaking?
Then, she was pulled from the water by her boyfriend, music producer Damon Elliott (this is Dionne Warwick’s son).
Mystery #2: So she’s back with Damon Elliott? She blamed her February shoplifting arrest at LAX on her break-up from him, saying that it had her all stressed out. When I get dumped, I usually shoplift, too. But I shoplift from the guy, not the airport. Like, I have an insane amount of T-shirts, sweaters, CDs, keychains and, ya know, twenty-dollar bills I took from guys when I was just “swinging by to pick up the rest of my stuff.” It makes me feel better. Like: “So what, you like that fucking 19-year-old size zero better than you like me? I don’t care. I know you’re all totally in love and getting teenage pussy all the time now and you’re happy as a clam but guess what motherfucker? I stole your Nine Inch Nails concert tee! Take that, fuckwad!” God, I’m so indescribably pathetic. Actually, I think I just did a really good job of describing how pathetic I am.
And the biggest mystery of all: are those pubes or a tattoo sticking out from her suit? I zoomed this picture in as close as I could, and I still wasn’t sure. I need opinions from you guys.
[Image via Splash]
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May 4th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I call bush!!
May 4th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Ew. Its hair for sure. Hair that needs to be trimmed.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Well she definitely DOES have a tattoo down there…
NSFW, obviously:
http://machomedia.hu/old/mm_bai_ling.jpg
May 4th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
It’s seaweed. No wait, it’s a tattoo of pubes? Either way, she looks retarded.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:36 am
Definitely hair - here is a better picture of her tattoo (very NSFW) and it’s pretty clear her tattoo is not what you see in this picture.
http://bodycello.com/images/uploads/09-lrg.jpg
I love how people run to say “ew” and “that hair needs to be trimmed’. Obviously you have never seen a true untrimmed bush ya idiot.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:49 am
those pubes seem to be in dire need of a meal
cachexia is the word
May 5th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Horrifying. Ewwwwww!
Bless her heart;I think they might be pubes. Pubes in Hollywood! Yay!
Please check out her blog. Just google the shit, sit back, buckle up, and prepare thyself for the wackness. She is an international treasure, that Bai.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Personally, I was more interested in checking out the little skulls pattern bikini. Pretty cool.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:26 am
And yeah, those are pubes.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:12 am
LMFAOOOO! Frickin’ A. How come we aren’t linked yet? I love this place.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:08 am
there is not enough bleach in the world to wash this image out of my eyes.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Won’t anyone comment her obvious anorexia? She looks like she had recently left Auschwitz!!
May 5th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Pubes. No doubt about it.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Tattoo, no doubt… to smooth and non reflective to be pubes. What was she doing at Pinks house anyway???
May 5th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
pubes
May 5th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
it’s a pube puff,
most DEFINETLY
May 5th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Is the tattoo fake because wouldn’t you see more of it?
From the picture (yes, I looked) it seems positioned higer than
her pube line. I think it’s pubes, but who really cares?
We all have them naturally.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
i don’t think she’s anywhere near anorexia, but she is a lot bonier than the last time i saw her… oh well
May 5th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I followed both the links that got posted, and was assulted in the second by Bai Ling’s nipples. I seriously feel kind of sick.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
My goodness… who cares if that’s her pubes! That bitch needs a sandwich like YESTERDAY! Holy Christ! Can she even menstruate anymore?
May 5th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Sorry, Mire. Didn’t mean to ride your coat tails. I guess that’s what I get for not reading the responses yet. At any rate, she is not well, and it’s painfully obvious.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I looked at the link, too and she’s got nipples like Junior Mints. Thanks, Bai Ling, for ruining one of my favorite candies.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
okay has anyone else noticed that the tattoo in the playboy pics is definitely not there in the beach pic. what happened to her tattoo? also, i think it’s a new tattoo, not pubes. and even if they were pubes, who cares?
May 5th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Maybe it’s a pubes tattoo?!
May 5th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
big whoop they are just pubes and besides theres like billions of people who do have them so who cares if anything u guys should be paying attention to her skinnyness she needs a little fat on her upper chest -.-
May 5th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
mold
May 6th, 2008 at 10:53 am
nice bikini!
May 6th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
This bitch is crazy, for real.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Alrighty, so this is like SICK!! I l0ve this website is SOO funny!! OMGOSH, seriously those nipples of hers were STICKIN OUT!! EWWWWWW, i repeat EWWWW, nasty!! Who would want to see that?? I feel sorry for whoever took the picture..
May 6th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
If anyone is stupid enough to get a tat that can be mistaken for pubes then they deserve for us to all think the hedges are growing over the fence!
May 6th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
For sure a tattoo.
However, she looks so skinny and sick… Is she living in a ghetto and eating almost nothing? disgusting…
May 7th, 2008 at 4:41 am
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at dating site —”W e a l t h y l o v I n g .c o m ” —- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:12 am
not pubes.
anyone notice though how shes had like three different tattoos there?
are they stick-ons?
May 7th, 2008 at 9:56 am
omg thats definitly hair gross shave that shit girl!!!!!
May 7th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
pubes id say. gross. and whod put a tatoo there? uh, hello?!
May 7th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Definetly not pubes.
Temporary tattoos. Google her and there are like four different nudes, all with different tattoos. So either the same guy that removed her from Star Wars is also removing her tattoos, or they arent real.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
The Playboy tattoos were temp tattoos by “Tinsley Transfers”. But she may now have a real tat of a tiger there, and what you are seeing in the pic is the top of the tiger’s back — the stripes on the tiger making it look like hair.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
The answer is no. It’s a tattoo. Bai Ling is clearly one of the sexiest asian women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my very HOT pic gallery of her at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/bai-ling.html
Cheers !