Mariah Already Married?

May 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Latina magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon tied the knot in an impulsive, private ceremony on some island somewhere yesterday.

If it’s true, congrats, you crazy kids!


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23 Responses to “Mariah Already Married?”

  1. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Nick is a super pimp.

  2. Just Saying says:

    Cougar love deserves some props.

  3. mambaX says:

    this guy in the pic?
    he looks like a kid
    won’t last long

  4. Asta says:

    He only 11 years younger than her. *snort*

  5. LuxLasVegas says:

    Awesome… I’m 32 and single! Gives me hope! Both of them scored!!

  6. hannnd says:

    Does anyone notice her horrible spray tan job? Look at her hand! That happened to me once haha

  7. Ladybird says:

    Let the pregnancy rumours begin……

    NOW!

  8. Elizabeth99 says:

    I’m not a Mariah fan but I was impressed by her AI appearance. I don’t like her music but I forgot what an incredible voice she has. All the diva-ness kinda overshadows talent.

  9. Ish. says:

    How odd…

  10. mambaX says:

    I read somewhere she doesn’t want to have kids
    the gossip site even added the reason why
    but I can’t believe it because it’s such a weird reason

  11. healthy eating says:

    I didn’t even know her broke up with that model chick?
    What’s the weird reason, Mamba?

  12. mambaX says:

    The site is spanish
    a magazine called Que me dices
    and here goes the statement healthy eating
    Un hijo me haría sentir violada
    Mariah
    Carey
    this kind of means that a child would make her feel violated,I would not give it the meaning raped,because it’s also a possible meaning
    anyway, it’s weird enough for me

  13. mambaX says:

    it’s online, almost at the bottom of the page, you just have to put the arrow on her pic right next to George Clooney’s statement
    http://www.quemedices.orange.es/

  14. mambaX says:

    the interview is supposed to be in OK magazine if you care

  15. Jess says:

    weird
    and i think the fingers are a combination of bad spray tan and also angle from which the shot is taken…

  16. Caz says:

    I love her half white hand haha, I’d have never noticed had hannnd not pointed it out.
    I have to say, I don’t find Mariah Carey in the least bit attractive. Am I the only one?

  17. mambaX says:

    no Caz, you are not alone
    I don’t like the kind of exhibitionism she impersonates
    the aura she exudes
    it’s obvious she has a good body, a nice face
    mostly because of cosmetic surgery
    but overall she is too much of a plastic inflatable doll to me
    and she dioesn’t need to
    her voice is outstanding

  18. Alan says:

    Does this mean that Mariah is going to give up her cock teasing ways? What, no more braless sweater photos or micro-bikini romps on a beach with just her dog covering her bare tits? No more faux nude magazine covers with just a towel covering her goodies? I give this six months at most.

  19. Wow. says:

    witch took my man.

  20. The Trainer says:

    Have to admit, much cuter than Tommy.

  21. Lynn says:

    I cannot believe she married that little troll in an “implusive” ceremony. I hope it wasn’t so impulsive she didn’t get a prenup.

  22. IHeartRatters says:

    Nick Cannon seems to perpetually be 15 yrs old, and therefore in the “Eww, he can’t touch me category!” forever! Sorry, I’m a woman…boys don’t cut it. She seems way to mature for him, (I don’t intend this as a compliment, cuz I can’t stand her…), but he just seems to be too immature. I smell “PR for my album, and for his fledgling career…” in the air…

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