Drunk Mama!
May 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Christina Aguilera requires a little, um, support from her husband, Jordan Bratman, as she leaves the launch party of the Crown Bar in Hollywood.
I’m sure she was just really, really tired.
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I love that dress she’s got on!
Take total advantage of her when you get in bed Jordan.
Those shoes are hawt!
Her husband’s never looked better! At least he can match his bag to his clothes. Right on!
I think she’s beyond taking advantage of Mr. NYC. She probably passed out on the way home. Majuhhhhhh.
beer drinking
improves breast milk
(grandma advice,XX century)
My goodness! MambaX you are a wealth of knowledge. <3 More trivia please.
or they could just be walking and its a bad picture??
Wasted or not, Xtina looks SO GOOD.
Her shoes are the business.
Asta
right now I can only remember the one about masturbation and pimples, growing hair on hands,going to hell,etc
not much,I admit
LOL
but I send you a <3 too
:)
Muffy: “Her husband’s never looked better”
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA i couldn’t agree more!
hahaha-she is wasted as hell & lookin fucked up!!! loves it!
WE LOVE YOU CHRIIIIIIITINAAAAAAA!!! :OD
Or whatever your name is… :O.
WOW even I dont get this drunk and I’m 19 Plus I don’t have 50 paparazzi following my every move or a BABY at home. She does look a hot mess though, I love everything she is wearing it goes together so well, I love matchy. I also like how she has tamed down her rodeo clown makeup routine but kept the red lips, just the right about of drama in the makeup. I agree with muffy, tis is a good look for the ratman but I think he should upgrade from a hat pulled down low to a paper bag… make that TWO paper bags. He must have a huge wang and a great personality to keep a sexy girl like Cristina interested because he seriously looks like a scruffy chimpanzee.
HAHAHAHA…Scruffy chimpanzee!
Her hair is turning green.
LOL @ “her rodeo clown makeup routine”! HA! Priceless!!!
And, her hair IS turning green, all those damn chemicals to keep it blonde back-fired biatch!!!
Her outfit is uber-trendy though. kudos!
Shes on something it looks like
she…………….alwayts looks like that
hahaha atta girl!!!
if i was famous, i would have soooo many pictures of me wasssted