Here’s Evan Rachel Wood on the cover of h magazine.

Normally I hate everything this girl does, just on principle, but I have to admit this is a pretty hot cover.

It would be hotter if she ditched the spiked bracelet, the Manson sweat band and that weird-ass tattoo — so basically everything the stylists did is awesome, everything she did sucks, and the world is as it should be — but overall she looks better here than I’ve seen her in anything else.

The former (current?) model was arrested early Thursday morning and held on $15,000 bail. She was released later in the day.

Angie is 38 years old! TOO OLD to be pulling this kind of shit. What’s next, Angie? A crotch shot? We’ll be waiting.

CALL A CAB, PEOPLE!

Okay, so I finally got my Facebook page updated and set up for visitors.

Web 2.0, here I come! :)

And, I joined the I ::heart:: Evil Beet group! You should, too!

If you haven’t yet become my MySpace friend, do it now.

Sorry, but I get to shamelessly plug myself once in awhile. I work hard enough at this shit. I’ve earned it.

Heh heh heh heeeeeeeeee!

I’m four months sober!

I’m going to Coachella, baby!!! Because that is where the real recovery is.

Jesus.

David “I Have No Fucking Business Being at Coachella” Hasselhoff hit up Coachella this weekend, where he managed to find two girls about his daughter’s age to run around with. He’s also sporting a little bruise under his eye and a gigantic bruise on his arm.

Yeah, dude. I can’t for the life of me figure out why you have trouble staying clean.

Lindsay Lohan plays coy as she leaves Koi in Vegas with Samantha Ronson.

Get it?

Coy? And Koi?

Goddamn, they don’t pay me enough around here. I’m so witty.

Lindsay, the leggings are going to give you away every time.

If you can’t think of a single good reason to vote Republican this election season, here’s one: John McCain’s hottie 23-year-old daughter, Meghan McCain, pictured here at the Bloomberg after-party for the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

Meghan keeps her own blog about the election. You can read it here.

I went to school with Meghan in Arizona. She was a couple grades below me, but it was a very small private school, so everyone kind of knew everyone else. I remember her being a very sweet little girl. However, I didn’t know her that well, and I’ve heard differing opinions about her from the girls who were in her grade, so whatever. I do remember her as being a geeky-looking little girl with big red reading glasses. I was really surprised to see this pic of her. Like, “Damn, little Meghan McCain got hot!!” I’m gonna have to dig through old yearbooks and scan in some of those old pics of her. She was funny-looking.

I think I’ve figured out why everyone in Hollywood is popping out babies these days.

For the tits! No plastic surgeon can make ‘em look this natural!

Here’s Halle Berry rocking those post-pregnancy boobies at the Silver Rose Gala in Bev Hills.

She looks different somehow. Obviously, there’s some weight gain, but it’s more than that. Any thoughts?

More pics of Halle from this event are after the jump.

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