I don’t really understand what they’re arguing about, but I love that Jenny McCarthy is fighting her ass off in support of autism research and proper treatment. And I love that she said “bullshit” on CNN.

One of my old pals from NYC — who also happens to be a very talented writer — launched a site called Postcards From Yo Momma. It’s emails and IM chats people have with their mothers.

It’s pretty much the funniest thing I’ve seen in my whole life.

Check it out. Now.

Here’s the starlet and her puppy, Charlie, at an event celebrating their cover of Animal Fair.

Charlie is an awesome name for a puppy!

You know, when this girl’s high or drunk, she’s a fucking nightmare.

But when she’s sober, she’s chill as all hell. I totally think we could be friends.

Here’s Lindsay fucking around with the TMZ crew.

The Sun is reporting today on a video that’s surfaced online that has burlesque queen Dita Von Teese engaging in some manner of lesbian sex with a very strange sex toy.

This is not burlesque, people, this is full-on porn. And it’s pretty hot.

Video is after the jump. It’s very NSFW.

Update: Video removed upon request.

In a new interview with Elle magazine:

“I’m not going to be defined by my age. Why would any woman?,” she asks. “I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat. No way!” Then, making a face, she adds, “I would never get fat.”

And, she adds: “I’m not against plastic surgery, I’m just against discussing it.”

When some intrepid reporter actually used precious breath to ask Heidi Montag who she’s voting for, she responded: “I’m voting for John McCain … I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” I guess, at that point, Spencer said something to admonish her about talking politics in interviews, and she responded, “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for,” which is pretty much the smartest thing she’s ever said in her whole life.

This whole exchange raises a very important question, and I’m sure it’s on all of your minds right now: Heidi Montag is old enough to vote?