Reichen Lehmkuhl May Be Single!!!
April 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Okay, look, I’m typically the last person to think she can turn a gay man straight, but, in the case of Reichen Lehmkuhl, I just can’t give up hope. He’s so ridiculously hot. And I interviewed him once, and he’s also charming and funny and smart and amazing and was ever-so-tolerant of my endless attempts to subtly hit on him (and by subtly I mean I announced, right in front of his boyfriend, “I know you’re gay but will you just consider dating me?”). I have to have him. And so when Trent over at PITNB noticed that Reichen’s MySpace status had been changed to “Single,” along with a scathing note to … uh … someone, my little heart skipped a beat. Could it be that Reichen is single again? Is it time for me to start developing my magical turn-a-gay-man-straight powers?
Later, Reichen changed his page again, apologizing for his “childish remarks,” and stating — although no one believes him — that they “weren’t describing anyone I have actually dated.” It’s hard to read it, though, because who the fuck can take their eyes off his stomach?
Reichen, baby. Vagina can be so, so beautiful. Promise me you’ll think about it.
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Go for it, S. Use your magical charms of tongue and muscle control!
This reminded me of you
http://www.iconator.com/icon.php?IconID=899258
sorry
I already mentioned trying to convert a gay man is a dead end
wanting to fuck a gay man is another dead end
they’ll do it thinking of some guy and praying that you finish quickly
so,Reichen whatever german name you may have and how good you may look
don’t give any woman any hope at all
if a man likes gay sex
he’s not going back to fully enjoy hetero sex
it’s a hopelessly one way road, girls
let’s club him over the head and drag him back to your place, beet.
i’m sure once he’s tied up and in our custody he’ll be more open to suggestions. ie: vagina!
:)
Sh!t, you can have it! I think he’s an orange, plastic whore of the lowest order.
Since when was German an ethnicity? He’s sorta pretty but he ain’t too smart.
you think THAT’s hot? wow… really?
this is a creepy blog post. Beet…you may be a stalker…