Comments on: It’s On Like Donkey Kong!

By: Tin Elle

Tin Elle — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:10:53 +0000

He about to dump her in the last photo hahaha

By: Blaze

Blaze — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:31:19 +0000

“He could do so much better. What does that boobless whiner have that makes Brad Pitt and John Mayer want her?”

even in that 3rd picture you can tell that she’s just whining to him.

By: iiirene

iiirene — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:05:25 +0000

hes soo hot but i have a feeling this is one of those ashton kutcher things

By: Junkets

Junkets — Thu, 01 May 2008 05:05:16 +0000

He could do so much better. What does that boobless whiner have that makes Brad Pitt and John Mayer want her?

By: Alan

Alan — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:49:29 +0000

I not sure, but, he seems a little soft and girly to me. Maybe, Jennifer is considering going lesbian, but, wants to ease into it gradually and doesn’t want t give up cock completely. I’m still waiting for a sex tape some day showing jen’s bare ass bouncing up and down on someone’ s bed while while she squeals, “I’m cumming, I’m cumming!!!”

By: devilgirl

devilgirl — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:06:50 +0000

What the F is wrong with her? Did her break-up with Brad damage her so badly that her judgement is now impaired when it comes to men? Wish he would wear that green Borat suit for HER. He is such a tool. Jesus, next Jennifer will be dating Spencer Pratt when Heidi-Ho finally dumps him.

By: d

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:32:33 +0000

This is very strange. Her boobage isn’t anywhere near his norm. Think about it-the very petite, size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt and her ginormous rack and Jessica Simpson and her hooter-tastic self. Strange pair indeed.

By: JennaZine

JennaZine — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:41:20 +0000

Ah, Beet! You are so damn funny! I adore your writing. “It’s On Like Donkey Kong”. I haven’t heard that phrase in, like, forever. Now I want to use it all the time. I will find ways to work it into conversations asap.

By: Caz

Caz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:28:42 +0000

I can see this lasting all of about eight weeks.

By: Melanie

Melanie — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:54:03 +0000

I think its a mini cell tower… or it might be solar light panel…. hummm I’ll have to ponder this over….

Frankly I think she looks great, a lot better than the Kinda Sorta Maybe Mrs. Brad Pitt ll

By: slouchy

slouchy — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:32:56 +0000

It’s a “No Canoodling” sign.

By: skeelo

skeelo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:46:33 +0000

Interesting couple. Uh, I think it’s one of those sun-reflecting tray thingies that tanners (No, not the Full House family.) use when utilizing the actual sun for tanning purposes. Either that or it’s some kind of cool poolside LCD TV. I’m going with the former.

Ah, my first look at John Mayer’s new full sleeve of tattoos.