It’s On Like Donkey Kong!
Check out these pics InTouch snapped of Jen and John getting all lovey-dovey in Miami this weekend.
What is that thing on the wall in front of them?
I bet it’s a mirror, so they can admire themselves as they canoodle and be like, “Damn, we’re so hot.”
April 30th, 2008 at 8:44 am
i stick by my original eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Does not compute.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am
i am loving this match!
April 30th, 2008 at 10:42 am
If it makes them happy, right on!
April 30th, 2008 at 10:43 am
This reminds me of when I went through a phase where I dated every ‘different type’ of guy I could get my hands on. I was sure I just hadn’t found the right kind. Turns out I was wayyyy to needy back then. I have a feeling this is a similar issue.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:44 am
I don’t know what it is about him, but he seems like he’d be a hellcat in the sack, too. Plus he’s a musician. And he sang “Your Body is a Wonderland”. It all equates AWESOME bonage.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Interesting couple. Uh, I think it’s one of those sun-reflecting tray thingies that tanners (No, not the Full House family.) use when utilizing the actual sun for tanning purposes. Either that or it’s some kind of cool poolside LCD TV. I’m going with the former.
Ah, my first look at John Mayer’s new full sleeve of tattoos.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
It’s a “No Canoodling” sign.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I think its a mini cell tower… or it might be solar light panel…. hummm I’ll have to ponder this over….
Frankly I think she looks great, a lot better than the Kinda Sorta Maybe Mrs. Brad Pitt ll
April 30th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I can see this lasting all of about eight weeks.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Ah, Beet! You are so damn funny! I adore your writing. “It’s On Like Donkey Kong”. I haven’t heard that phrase in, like, forever. Now I want to use it all the time. I will find ways to work it into conversations asap.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
This is very strange. Her boobage isn’t anywhere near his norm. Think about it-the very petite, size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt and her ginormous rack and Jessica Simpson and her hooter-tastic self. Strange pair indeed.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
What the F is wrong with her? Did her break-up with Brad damage her so badly that her judgement is now impaired when it comes to men? Wish he would wear that green Borat suit for HER. He is such a tool. Jesus, next Jennifer will be dating Spencer Pratt when Heidi-Ho finally dumps him.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I not sure, but, he seems a little soft and girly to me. Maybe, Jennifer is considering going lesbian, but, wants to ease into it gradually and doesn’t want t give up cock completely. I’m still waiting for a sex tape some day showing jen’s bare ass bouncing up and down on someone’ s bed while while she squeals, “I’m cumming, I’m cumming!!!”
April 30th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
He could do so much better. What does that boobless whiner have that makes Brad Pitt and John Mayer want her?
May 1st, 2008 at 6:05 am
hes soo hot but i have a feeling this is one of those ashton kutcher things
May 1st, 2008 at 9:31 am
“He could do so much better. What does that boobless whiner have that makes Brad Pitt and John Mayer want her?”
even in that 3rd picture you can tell that she’s just whining to him.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
He about to dump her in the last photo hahaha