But I Love Him!
April 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Vanilla Ice’s wife, Laura Van Winkle, recanted her original statement that her husband had physically abused her. She now says any physical contact was accidental.
So prosecutors will not be moving forward with the case.
Shit, dude, I hope any sexual contact she has with him is accidental too. I can’t imagine who would walk to sleep with this washed-up freakazoid. I’m sure from here on out it will be all roses and happiness in this relationship. Because a guy who beats you up once is definitely going to feel very sorry and never do it again. Especially once you make it clear that you love him enough to not press charges.
Sheesh.
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…isn’t he dead yet??
beet-you rock! thisissomefunnyshit-
in my country we have a saying
the more you beat me, the more I love you
it may sound strange but it applies
So the judge told them both to, “Stop. Collaborate and listen.”
Ice Ice, baby. “Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle” “Jealous ’cause I’m out to get mine. Shay with a gage and Vanilla with a nine.” “Take heed ’cause I’m a lyrical poet. Miami’s on the scene just in case you didn’t know it.”
slouchy Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 9:11 am
So the judge told them both to, “Stop. Collaborate and listen.â€
hahahahahaha. gold.
prosecutors can (and do) still go forward with charges even if the victim is uncooperative… nearly all statements given at the time of the incident come into evidence. if victim changes story on the stand, prosecutors can use her (or his — men can be victims, too) statements at the scene to show what the victim was really going through. it’s delicate, but definitely happens all the time. successfully.
Wow, how nice to see Van Winkle again…
… on a similar dance note, the origin of the running-man…
http://blog.ohsofuckable.com/index.cfm/2008/5/1/The-runningman-came-from-wales