Beyonce Pregnant?
The girls over at Hollyscoop are claiming they have it on good authority that Beyonce Knowles is “100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.”
Man, I love it when people say things like “100% pregnant.” The alternative is something like “Beyonce Knowles is 75% pregnant. The other quarter of the fetus is in Jessica Simpson’s uterus. Long story.”
Anyway, the source goes on to claim that everyone at Beyonce’s (still unconfirmed) wedding was well aware that she was pregnant, and that she was rushing the wedding due to her strong Christian beliefs.
If it’s true, Beyonce, we wish you all the best.
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May 1st, 2008 at 12:00 am
haha 75% pregnant. why am i awake at 2:30 am?? i’m crazy. that’s why. love you beet!
May 1st, 2008 at 12:01 am
“her strong Christian beliefs” - Ermmmmm, sex before marriage anyone!
Don’t you love it when people pick and mix the best bits from religion?!
But anyway… If the baby doesn’t come out dancing you’d have to start asking questions! :OD
May 1st, 2008 at 4:20 am
oh god! a jay-z and beyonce baby..that poor poor kid..hopefully the child doesn’t come after his camel look-a-like father
May 1st, 2008 at 5:52 am
lmaooooooooo camel look a like father ahahah
May 1st, 2008 at 7:58 am
her ’strong christian beliefs’ didn’t keep her from getting sperminated.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:05 am
So Beyonce has strong christian beliefs. Why do I feel that another BS belief LOL.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:35 am
Man, I wouldn’t mind being their kid though with all that money they have! I did hear a few weeks ago that Beyonce’ was also planning to “retire” too.. now I know WHY! I’m glad too if she does… means it won’t be another celebrity baby raised by nannys… or so we can hope.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:54 am
Ok what is it with failing birth control recently? Or are they just all stupid?
May 1st, 2008 at 10:25 am
Jay-Z is a pimp.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:04 pm
she kinda looks like the devil in this pic.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Strong Christian beliefs?? What a bunch of bologna! If her Christian beliefs were THAT strong she wouldn’t have been fornicating and therefore wouldn’t have gotten knocked up. And she thinks running to the alter is going to redeem her??? GTFOHWTBS!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
^^^ exactly. bit late for the marriage malarky now, bey.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:55 am
who is the father of her child plz?
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:34 am
beyonce is pregnant so what u will be 1 day stop teasing her
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:37 am
beyonce might be pregnant so what bacause she wanted to get pregnant u dont have to make fun of her
May 4th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
No one cares of Beyonce is pregnant or not. I have other things to worry about like this high freakin gas and not what some untalanted overrated celebrity does! Duh!
May 7th, 2008 at 8:22 am
well if she is mind ur business and if not mind ur business.She’s not the only woman out there having unprotected sex. just remember she screwed jay-z and got the ring.so haaaaaaa ladies, can u do that?
May 7th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Actually she didnt getta ring….she gotta tattoo!!! What a freakin rip off!!! She could have gotten one of those herself…there’s nothing lik a diamond ring from the one u luv…..Ahahahahha she hella DROVE!!!!
May 8th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I love Beyonce regardless. Sex before marriage is WRONG but whose to critisize, the whole world is doing it anyway so stop trying to talk about Beyonce when your legs are opened to somebody that hasn’t even DISCUSSED marriage with you, he’s just trying to drop his load. Anyway run to the alter Beyonce and don’t let any one tell you different,you just hava buncha h8ers & plz ppl lets just stop the judging….yea right like that’ll evr happen…it wuz worth a shot tho!
May 18th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Well I’m a huge Beyonce fan but why Jay-Z? Leonardo Di Caprio or someone like that but Jay-Z? Must be the money.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
seeyonce i think that she shold have the baby becou
May 19th, 2008 at 1:52 am
listen to m all th motherfuckers who are syng shit abt beyonce
wats so special abt fucking anyway who dsnt fuck
beyonce good lucky sweet & 2 thoz who are jealousy 2 hell
May 21st, 2008 at 2:04 am
im..nt having a bby …cum off ma name
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May 23rd, 2008 at 7:43 am
if she is pregnant wow!! she need to have a break from singer with her baldhead but. I dislike her all the way thank you
May 28th, 2008 at 5:17 am
I wish you and your new husband the best of luck. I know its hard to raise a child but i believe that you and
Jay-Z will do a great job! So congrants and good luck.
June 7th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Beyonce Rules and I would be happy for her if she is pregnant…
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Re: Beyonce’s Rise-THINK ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN THING!
HER MOTHER IS FROM LOUISIANA. THE PLACE WHERE WITCH CRAFT IS PREVALENT AND IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU CAN CAST A SPELL OR JUST PRAY AGAINST SOMEBODY TO GET IT. THE WAY BEYONCE CAME UP IS JUST SUSPECT. I MEAN COME ON, AALIYAH’S DEAD, DESTINY’S CHILD MEMBERS BOOTED, EVERY FEMALE SINGER (JLO, MYA, ETC.) JUST BOOTED OUT! I BELIEVE THAT COUPLED WITH BEYONCE’S TALENT THAT TINA KNOWLES AND HER ENTIRE LOUISIANA FAMILY ARE SPIRITUAL VAMPIRES! I BELIEVE THEY PUT A LITTLE CAJONE TWIST ON BEYONCE’S CAREER. I DON’T THINK THAT EVERYONE’S DESTINY HAS TO BE OBLITERATED JUST BECAUSE ONE PERSON AND HER PARENTS HAVE DREAMS. I BELIEVE IN HEALTHY COMPETITION BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE IN DESTROYING PEOPLE’S DESTINY’S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE NUMBER 1. YEAH! I SAID IT!
GOOGLE:”WITCHCRAFT AND SPIRITUALITY IN LOUISIANA” IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME!
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:24 pm
OH AND TO ADD TO THAT HER MOTHER, TINA KNOWLES IS FROM LAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA WHERE HER FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS. ARCHAEOLOGISTS HAVE FOUND MANY SPELLS THAT WERE WRITTEN OUT AND PLACED IN BOTTLES THROWN IN THE RIVER THERE. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!
June 25th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
TU EST BELLE
June 25th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
TU EST TRE BELLE TU EST UNE PRINCESSE COMME SHAKIRA ME TOI TU EST PLUS BELLE QUE SHAKIRA . ME SHAKRA ELLE DANSE MIEU QUE TOI.TOI AUSSI TU SE DANSSE.JE T AIME BEONCE
June 25th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
MAI PARLE FRANCE PAS CE QUE JE COPRE N RIEN
June 30th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Any body can fornicate and get married afterwards still conceived before marraige so redemption she better hit those knees.
I just hope the baby does not take his looks OMG!
She fell in love with the money cuz he is 2 UGLY
July 12th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
i hope the baby,if is girl,will be beautiful like her,and,soo,will be the best baby in the world,believe me,I LOVE BEYONCE leda from kosovo
July 13th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
hey beyonce good luck on your pregancy their are many bad comments about u and jay-z but just have trust in god and your family tobe by your side their are many people out there that will not stand by u are by other celeb. but u now what u are dealing wiyh so dont worry about all the bad talks or comments you just do what u have to do and show them better and bounce back and do good remember god also forgive sinners we all are sinner. good luck to u and jay-z
July 16th, 2008 at 8:38 am
listen y’all! why the hell are you so fucking envious?!?! the thruth is, guys, you wanna be like her! jeez, leave her alone, is her life, she does what she wants with it! don’t you have any things to do than giving crap about beyonce? really…
July 21st, 2008 at 2:37 pm
well if she’s pregnant so what! a child is the most precious gift from God. I have a son and i am not married. So what we all make mistakes and we can ask for forgiveness it is when we make the mistakes over and over again is where the problem comes.Dont you know that god will forgive us for all our sins? She is human just like us all. If she is really pregnant CONGRATS its a wonderful experience! Getting married after finding out would be the best idea because that way she wont continue to be sinning by shacking up with each other. When they move in together God will keep them under his coverance because they will be one in gods eye. As long as they keep that spiritual relationship with the lord they will be alright.
August 13th, 2008 at 7:23 am
you all just jealous cause she can shake her pregnant booty better then yours, you know you still try and do the booty hop like her. lol …….
September 4th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Wow.. it’s a very surprising news from Beyonce.. Congratulation Beyonce….
September 18th, 2008 at 12:43 am
why are you all so imature, i mean who said you have to date sum1 hot inorder to live, i mean cum on da gal loves him and nothing ul or the media says will change that. beyonce i think you are very lucky to have a loving man.great career and now a baby on the way cuz he or she is a blessing from god. we all make mistakes and each time we make one god forgives us but cannot give us an eraser to erase them.love you bee god bless you
October 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 am
beyonce very beautiful ((ı’m turkish)) but ı love you beyonce knowles