Guess the Butt
April 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Who’s rocking those super-juicy ass cheeks?
Jump inside to find out.
It’s Alicia Keys, showing off her hot body at a taping of David Letterman’s show.
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wow, i never really think of her as really sexy, but she looks HOT in here! and “juicy” is definitely the word I would use to describe that perky butt.
gaaaaaaaaaaaag
She is all kinds of gorgeous!!!
And is it just me, or is that dress showing some major areola action?
…. areola. What a strange word.
Wow…I thought it was Ms. Kardashian for a moment, but then again Kardashian’s is a lot bigger :D
Lol…look at the guy behind her, in the second picture…:))
I spot it too…she’s got pepperoni nipples! That guy begind her in the second pic is like “let me get a shot of that assssss” LOL
Yeeeeeuuck – can’t stand her – I have a wierd aversion towards this woman – her music is beyond crap – irritating droning noise!! And she is also the most ridiculous shape in this dress – tiny tats and huge butt (tight as it is)!
she needs to hit the gym and diet asap
you must like skinny petite girls huh? coke bottle.
Looks like she’s sporting a bit of a muffin top to me.
You guys are all crazy! She is one of the most gorgeous women out there! Her and Halle. They’re flawless. I’d sell my soul to look half as good as them! And I’m not crazy about her songs, but her voice is beautiful too.
ewwwwwwww
I think she looks horrible (and wide) in that dress. the shoes are AWFUL. and that institutional grey color isn’t flattering.
that said, the girl is talented, and has some pipes.
1. Grey looks bad on everybody except super-thin supermodels on the runway. 2. the dress isn’t doing her any favors- it clings in places it shouldn’t and highlights her curves in a negative way 3. the shoes are heinous 4. i’ve never liked her legs 5. isn’t she having an affair with someone else’s husband?? that’s what i heard…6. she has an amazing voice- love it 7. she has a beautiful face
I agree with Lettie, very disproportional.
That frontal shot is a little bit funny. It’s like her top and bottom halfs don’t match… you sure you didn’t run this through Photoshop or something?!
Also… I’d like a closer look at those shackle shoes she’s got! :OD
I still don’t see what you guys are seeing! I’d LOVEEEEEE to have hips like hers! Yea not feeling the shoes too much but she can rock anything! I am not a fan of vagina but I’d so lez it up with her!
Not to be picky, but she is bottom heavy. I agree, she needs to leave the lycra alone – I don’t care if she is wearing Spanx – it ain’t working!
yeah she’s a pear
ha ha. Hating on the curves. It’s ok ladies if you hating on her. us guys love it. She is voluptious and scrumptious…yummy.
i’d plant a wad of yeat up the poop hole, let her sit on a piano stool for 2 hours and then go retrieve a freshly baked dinner roll from between her legs after its all said and done. I love the mulato ladies!
wooow she really inspires me to wear a butt bra!!! Really great picture I must say and truly inspirational for people with flat bottoms.