Comments on: Gary Dourdan Should Change His Name to Gary Douchebag

By: tarn

tarn — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:23:45 +0000

I would never complain about neighbours having loud sex – they’d think I was jellus (which, yeah…) and anyway, it’s usually over soon enough… ;-)

By: Grace

Grace — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:01:46 +0000

hahahaha to the post above me! hilarious! god i love you beet. i’m so glad you put it out there and keep it real. i am like the loudest bitch in the world when i have sex. i’m surprised i never got any complaints from neighbors anyway i love the story. made me laugh out loud. poor 70 year old man. lol.

By: La-Dee-Dah

La-Dee-Dah — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:41:18 +0000

I had the same problem with my current apartment complex. Some office worker called me and left a message asking me sheepishly to “move my headboard away from the wall” because of complaints from several neighbors. I don’t have a headboard on my bed (;

By: swillz

swillz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:41:46 +0000

HA HA to the whole post. Natural pregression.

Loud sex is oftern a problem. Work on it beet.

By: Caz

Caz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:38:28 +0000

hahahahahaha god, beet, you make my day

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:19:31 +0000

That was great beet, really!! I live in a townhouse complex and I think a lot of neighbours have heard a lot of things – good and bad ;-) before we realized that you really shouldn’t leave the window open!! Oh well, fuck em. I love that you did that to your 70 year old security guard!!!

By: :o)

:o) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:52:26 +0000

that is so awesome that you tried to get a description out of that security guard. i’ve got a mental picture of this conversation and I’m totally laughing out loud!

By: slouchy

slouchy — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:26:22 +0000

That’s why I moved rural, so nobody can hear the screams. Or the pitter patter of thudding feet, or 2am vacuuming or the 15LB cat following me around. Get revenge by sending the note to FoundMagazine.com, and the entire worldwide web can laugh at your former neighbor.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:02:55 +0000

At least you had fun. People who complain about loud sex are just jealous. I’m sure our neighbors on all sides hate us. But, if we want to get technical… it’s the complex’s fault for having paper-thin walls. What am I supposed to do with that? Contain MY screaming orgasm so you can watch your CSI? FUCK that! Get ear plugs, or a butt plug… either way, we’ll be on the same level then. :)

By: emer

emer — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:57:54 +0000

My God, who ever wrote the article above is such an Idiot!

By: Anonymous

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By: Horse Marine

Horse Marine — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:27:45 +0000

Ugh. The other day, this retarded neighbour of mine called the police because she didn’t like that my boyfriend parked his car near the garage of the building instead of on the street in front of it.

How hard is it to gently confront your neighbour face to face when something bothers you? I wanted to pull her head off.