Coming to America

April 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Guess who finally got her U.S. citizenship?

Former Canadian Pamela Anderson!

“Being a citizen excites me not just because I can vote, but because I can crack the whip on Capitol Hill to defend animals,” says Pamela.

Late last year she said, “Five more years of tits and ass and I’ll go back to Canada.” But now it looks like she might be here to stay. And now we can’t even find a reason to deport her!


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5 Responses to “Coming to America”

  1. Darth Paul says:

    Wow…score Canada!

  2. amanda says:

    damn, girl looks like hell… pammy without makeup used to be such an astonishingly beautiful woman. she looks way worse than someone her age has a right to look…

  3. Donkey Punch says:

    We had her when she was young and now that she is used and old we ship her off to the USA. Enjoy.

  4. jacqui583 says:

    Canada 1; U.S. 0. ;)

  5. quirkygirlkitten says:

    rode hard and put away wet.

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