That’s So Original, Samantha

April 28th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Samantha Ronson gives the paps a piece of her mind as she and Lindsay get pedicures in Los Angeles.

It’s weird to me that Samantha Ronson gets pedicures. Like, she otherwise seems to care so very little about what she looks like on any given day. It’s like when you see some old, ugly chick in the bathroom at work and she’s wearing ripped pantyhose and a floral cotton dress that you figure she hand-stitched herself somewhere around 1989 and it’s been washed about 10,000 times since then and her hair is in some god-awful perm and she’s about eight months late on dying her roots and her shoes are scuffed to all hell and her eyebrows are threatening to invade her hairline and somehow at the age of 53 she still has acne and she’s standing there in front of the mirror meticulously applying her lipstick and you’re like, “Really? Really? Why?”

Anyway. Samantha seems to make Lindsay happy, pedicures or not, and that’s a good thing.


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23 Responses to “That’s So Original, Samantha”

  1. jojo says:

    Honestly, does Lindsay Lohan have any kind of filter or perspective on the way she looks or the people she hangs with? I honestly would feel some compassion for her if she weren’t a gazillionaire.
    And who the HELL *IS* this Ronson creep? Seriously?

  2. jojo says:

    She’s like a female lesbo svengali-type…but wait, no… she’s the devil…disguised as a disc jockey.

  3. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    She’s fugly as hell.

  4. xiaoecho says:

    pedicures aren’t about how your feet look afterwards, they’re about how nice it feels while they’re doing it

  5. Rita says:

    True that, xiaoecho.

  6. she does not seem happy this Samabtha

  7. Priscilla says:

    i hate samantha, she is soooo fugly, damn

  8. Just Saying says:

    Sam’s just coming down from her buzz. Shit feels awful, I heard.

  9. slouchy says:

    When her toenails are long enough to click on the kitchen floor, it’s off to the vet, oops, I mean salon for a pedicure. Arf.

  10. Grace says:

    im not surprised.. she’s one of those people who spent thousands of dollars to look like they dont care! its pathetic

  11. Grace says:

    ive actually heard that she is not a lesbian.. just has a tomboy style.. is that true?

  12. Donkey Punch says:

    Hey, this is a good change. Normally she is flashing the V for Vagina. Does this mean she likes cock now?

  13. slacker chic says:

    ugh, i truely just want to give that bitch a swift kick in the ass. she’s got such an air of self-importance and she’s such a sourpuss face. I mean, what does she have to look so pissed about all the time? I know it’s so hard to dress fug and be a rich a-hole, but really.
    http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/

  14. surtsey says:

    in most pictures, she seems to be asking for two, this she’s only asking for one? but one what???

  15. Rik says:

    Well, some dudes get pedicures too.

  16. pooty says:

    Grace, no she’s very much a lesbian. Listen to the lyrics of her songs.

  17. sjb2k1 says:

    I thought that was Aaron Carter with her. Oops.

  18. Dreni says:

    Why the fuck does she always wear that stupid hat….

  19. ANNBOB says:

    i wonder if sam pays for her own pedicures

  20. asdf says:

    WHYYY is everyone hating on her?

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  22. FimFim says:

    I gotta say, that Samantha girl looks so dirty, literally.
    She always looks like she needs a shower or something.

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