Scott Weiland’s Going to Jail

April 28th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Unfortunately for Scott Weiland, he forgot to be a 5′0,” 80-pound blond mother-to-be while driving under the influence. For his second DUI in recent years, Scott was handed down a sentence of eight days in jail.

Nicole Richie, you’ll recall, served 82 minutes for a similar offense.

So we’ll wait and see how much time Scott actually spends in the slammer, but I’m betting it’s gonna be more than 82 minutes.

Life just ain’t fair, kids.


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3 Responses to “Scott Weiland’s Going to Jail”

  1. long dong silver says:

    You think he would figure it out and have a driver (he certainly can afford it), but he’s probably just a red-neck who’s always choosing the wrong door!

  2. mambaX says:

    he’s a guy, right?
    he’ll survive

  3. devilgirl says:

    FREE SCOTT!

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