I Really Need a Boyfriend
April 28th, 2008 by Evil BeetSigh.
Leo now has a Dogbook page on Facebook.
And since I didn’t bring my digital camera to Seattle, I bought a new one yesterday, so I can thoroughly document each day of Leo’s existence and post it on Dogbook for everyone to see. I plan to take a lot of video as well.
Seriously? You guys know no one you can set me up with?
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Seriously, boyfriends are overrated. “The more I know about men, the more I like my dog.”
Do you like hanging with gay guys? I could give you a number for someone ….
Hehe. Dogbook. I have one of those too. And I have a boyfriend. Hehe.
Maybe some one can find me a date there in Seattle, too, and we can double date. I’ve read your blog for a long time and now it is hard to read, only because I am so jealous of you because you are living the dream in sensational Seattle
Seriously don’t make me resort to running a “Win a Date with the Evil Beet” contest just so I can get a fucking date.
Yay! Tinks added Leo as a friend!!
I could but it seems weird via the internet. lol
Yes! A Win A Date With Evil Beet Contest. Let us choose the hottest and tape the whole thing on video, just in case he’s insane or still in love with “mother”. It’s genius, Beet!
men equal headache, trouble, expense and very little reward
except for my son , of course
who is too young to have a clue
i should set you up with my finacee’s twin!! he’s hilarious and a really great guy. and we aren’t that far from seattle.
I would offer to be your boyfriend if I lived closer and you liked short fat bald ugly guys that were very sarcastic. Also I am the king of self-deprecating humor and I love dogs. Ironic
i actually know of an AWESOME guy to fix you up with :)
I’d give you a chance Steve
I like your attitude
although you forgot to mention the bad stuff
:)
I just got a dogbook for my dog too!!
Thanks for the vote of approval mambaX, did i mention that
I scare small children and made a man cry, and he was in a coma.
LOL Steve
if you made a comatose man cry,then you healed him
good stuff again!
keep up
(scaring kids is just your imagination working overtime)
No I scare kids for real. Maybe my lipstick is to goth.
I also like to go to Blockbuster and stick my “thingy” in the return slot, and then ask the clerk, “Have you seen this, is it any good?”
I can’t take credit for these lines though, although I do.
You know I just love the gestures of countries as possible