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David Hasselhoff Sure Does Know How to Have Fun in “Sobriety”

April 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Heh heh heh heeeeeeeeee!

I’m four months sober!

I’m going to Coachella, baby!!! Because that is where the real recovery is.

Jesus.

David “I Have No Fucking Business Being at Coachella” Hasselhoff hit up Coachella this weekend, where he managed to find two girls about his daughter’s age to run around with. He’s also sporting a little bruise under his eye and a gigantic bruise on his arm.

Yeah, dude. I can’t for the life of me figure out why you have trouble staying clean.


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15 Responses to “David Hasselhoff Sure Does Know How to Have Fun in “Sobriety””

  1. www.bannedinhollywood.com says:
    April 28, 2008 at 2:50 am

    damn hasseldog, you are really awesome

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

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  2. Just Saying says:
    April 28, 2008 at 6:46 am

    I blame the Germans.

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  3. slouchy says:
    April 28, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Ew. Moob sweat.

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  4. Persistent Cat says:
    April 28, 2008 at 8:26 am

    His face is sweat and his gross body is tanned.

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  5. Persistent Cat says:
    April 28, 2008 at 8:26 am

    Sorry, I meant to write, his face is white and his gross body is tanned.

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  6. Arty says:
    April 28, 2008 at 8:46 am

    That’s the singer/harpist from America’s Got Talent and her sister.

    From what I remember they don’t drink, smoke or do drugs.

    One’s a lawyer and the other is a nurse…not bad company if you
    can get it.

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  7. Geoff L. says:
    April 28, 2008 at 9:32 am

    The “two girls about his daughter’s age” are New York based singer Corina Brouder and her sister Cornelia. And they are slightly older.
    http://www.corinabrouder.net

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  8. devilgirl says:
    April 28, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    I am just pissed that I wasn’t at Coachella.

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  9. Ed says:
    April 29, 2008 at 6:13 am

    Those are the hottest girls! The Hoff is sooooooooooooo lucky.

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  10. PiratePete says:
    April 29, 2008 at 9:50 am

    I love the sweaty man-boobs. Nice touch Hasselhoff!

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  11. HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND says:
    May 30, 2009 at 3:01 am

    DEAR DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF IN TO MY ART ROOM AND DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE CAN YOU GET A FLIGHT OUT OF LOS LANGLES RIGHT NOW IWOULD LIKE HELP WITH MY ART WORK IN MY ART ROOM PLEASE COME IN YOUR BLACK CAR

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  12. hoff girl says:
    June 28, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    too allyou assholes shut the fuck up about david hasselhoff and lisa jane drop dead

    Reply
  13. HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND says:
    September 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE CAN YOU GET A FLIGHT OUT OF LOSLANGLES
    RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF COME AND SEE ME ON FIR 11SEPT DAVID HASSELHOFF HOW DO YOU FANCY GOING OUT WITH ME FRI MORINING THE HOFF IN BRIGHTON SHOPPING CENTRE AND WE CAN STAY IN BRIGHTON AND DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO STAY IN BRIGHTON WITH YOU THE HOFF IKNOW BRIGHTON VERY WELL SO CAN STAY IN BRIGHTON FOR THE MORINING AND AFTER NOON AND EVING WITH THE HOFF PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN YOU GET A FLIGHT OUT LOSLANGLES TO THE UK

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  14. LISA JANE says:
    September 10, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    DAVID HASSELHOFF WILL YOU MARRY ME THE HOFF THIS WEEK END

    Reply

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