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Ugh. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Now?



In a year or so, we’ll all be playing games of Six Degrees of John Mayer’s Penis on road trips.

Seriously, this dude is just working his way through Hollywood.

Up now: John Mayer and newly single Jennifer Aniston, sharing an intimate lunch at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in Miami.

“I can’t speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time,” says the manager. Apparently Jen ordered a salad, but ate some of John’s ham sandwich (and I mean that in a strictly literal sense, kids), and they split some manner of chocolate peanut butter dessert.

Cute.



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13 Responses to “Ugh. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Now?”

  1. mERCEDES Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    OH MY GO*!!!!!!!

    DID MY CLITORIS JUST DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN????

    Please, please, PLEEEEZZZZZZ let a sex video leak out of this!! OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!!!

    The only thing that could be better than a sex video of JA and JM would be JA + JM + Perez Hilton. JM is bi, you know :)

  2. Alix Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    ew, i HATE john mayer. i don’t see how he keeps getting with all these girls!!

  3. Becky Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    If what I’ve heard is true, he likes “water sports.” Ewwww.

  4. iiirene Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    for some reason i dont like them together

  5. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    John is my idol for this move.

  6. Alan Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    I, also, would love to see a sex tape of Jennifer getting her brains fucked out in at least a coupe of dozen different positions.

  7. jinx Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    When John Mayer was macking on my sister and her friends at a club, he told them “I didn’t work this hard to NOT be a slut.”

  8. Gabriela Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    He is precious and simpering. Plus his music makes me what to slap him.

  9. Punko Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 2:29 am

    John is a great actor in his real life as well :)

  10. Caz Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 2:50 am

    They could just be friends; my best mate is a lad and I always have some of what he’s having when we go out to eat and we usually split a pizza or whatever…

  11. Wannafuckuma Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 4:52 am

    Maybe, he got lucky and Jen had a semen slurpy for dessert.

  12. Brooke Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 7:43 am

    Good luck to them! you never know things could work out, Jen deserves all the happiness in the world.

  13. Video Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer sex Video: http://celeb-film.com

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