Lord, Gary Coleman Is Such a Trainwreck
April 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Gary Coleman and his wife, Shannon Price, are going to be appearing on Divorce Court on May 1 and 2.
Among the problems the pair discusses with Judge Lynn Toler are Coleman’s anger and intimacy issues. Coleman and Price agree they have “ugly” monthly fights.
“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does,” Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. “He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.
Shannon says Gary has no friends and will inexplicably disappear from home in the middle of the night.
“I don’t have any friends and don’t have any intention of making any,” Gary agrees. “People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they’re not really your friends. (They’re) only there because you’re a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.”
Aw, Gary. I kind of feel bad for this guy. He must have been treated like such shit when he was a child star, and it fucks with his head to this day. Still, though. Taking your marital woes to Divorce Court? That’s some hard-core famewhoring.
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I relate to him
and guess what?
no matter how paranoid it may seem
he’s probably right
But look at those chubby chubby cheeks! :OD
(singing) I don’t ca-aire-r, I don’t ca-aire-r, I don’t ca-aire-r
uh, I guess that means that they still haven’t consummated the relationship. So, are they getting divorced, getting counseling, or simply collecting an appearance fee to supplement their lack of any other form of viable income?
He’s a video gamer and they are loners..
I would have anger problems too if I didn’t get any love box until I was 40 yrs old.
Uhgk. Now I don’t feel good. I’m all creeped out… and sorta depressed… and completely nauseated.
Looking at this pic, I thought maybe it was a promotional piece for yet another version of the “Boris and Natasha” movie.
What can you say to this. If you comment it would make you heartless and unforgivable. At this stage in his life all we can do for his is wish him the best in all that he does and hope that the demons that haunt him will not consume him to the point that he does anything crazier than he has so far.
I agree with all of you in many ways but as the first comment states that he is probably right. So what we need to do is cut him so slack.
So to all have a good day.
have they even consumated their marriage yet?