I Think It’s Safe to Say That Britney’s on the Bally’s Payroll

April 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet


After making an inexplicable stop at the Bally’s in Culver City earlier this week, the Britster stopped off at the Bally’s in Ventura for what I’m sure will be a hardcore, sports-bra-free work-out. Like Culver City, Ventura’s way far from any of Britney’s homes, and it just doesn’t make any sense for her to be there (and for photogs to spontaneously appear in Ventura) unless Bally’s is paying her for these appearances and tipping off the paparazzi agencies. Like, I used to work out at the Spectrum in Pacific Palisades — this was during the two weeks of my life that I worked out — which is close to BOTH of Britney’s homes and is way better than a Bally’s. (And is a great place to go celeb-spotting, BTW.) Why wouldn’t Britney go there instead?

Anyway.

There’s a stain on her shirt. And it looks like soda. Who the hell drinks soda before a work-out?


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11 Responses to “I Think It’s Safe to Say That Britney’s on the Bally’s Payroll”

  1. Rik says:

    It’s gotta be kool-aid. I imagine that Britney must be a connoisseur of the stuff.

  2. Rita says:

    God. It shocks me how much she just does not care that she is stained every time shes photographed.

  3. Mercedes says:

    Funny, funny boobies

  4. Amy says:

    OMG! Pity on her boobs;) :)

  5. Caz says:

    She always has a stain on her shirt! Britney honey, if you’re trying to turn this into a trend I really don’t think it’s going to catch on…

  6. me says:

    I want to see her naked with her shirt off and her underwear down then i would stick it so far into her that she wouldn’t know what hit her

  7. haha says:

    ewwww….
    I DO NOT want to see her naked.

    And why is everyone so upset about the stain when there is clearly something wrong & gross about her boob!!

  8. michelle says:

    i hope she wears a sports bra while working out…those things probably flop all over the place…she’s only 25 years old and her nipples are pointing toward the ground.

  9. pamela says:

    Geez, girl needs a B-R-A!
    Her trainer should remind her to wear a good sports bra for work outs.

  10. lolo says:

    eewww

  11. AliciaCerv says:

    I totally gagged when i realized her boobs were pointing down… I thought surgery CORRECTS that… as far as the stain, I guess every one forgets she’s totally from the trailer park ya’ll!

    lol…

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