Quotables

April 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet


“We are taking the high road.”

Al Reynolds, on his pending divorce from Star Jones.

Eh, I mean, in fairness, it’s not like Star blamed Al for anything in her statement. She blamed the media instead. In light of that, this is actually kind of a dick statement from Al. It implies that he has shit to talk about her that he’s holding back on, when it’s not like Star was talking shit in the first place. A simple “No comment” or a plain-jane “I am disappointed this didn’t work out and wish her the best” would have sufficed, dude.

Also: we are taking the high road? Who the fuck are you, buddy? The King of England?


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8 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. awp says:

    Please take the low road, then the NY Post can run the headline Star Wars.

  2. Curiously Strong says:

    Not the high road! Damn it Al!

  3. Darth Paul says:

    I think he was trying to say that they BOTH don’t intend to bad mouth each other to the media. However, I give them a week to change their tune. You know he’s going for the real bank, and she’s prepared to get ugly if necessary. Star’s a fake and an attention slut, but she’s still intelligent and ruthless.

  4. Slouchy says:

    I bet he’s shopping a book deal around the publishing world already.

  5. lolly says:

    book deal book deal!! call it “taking the high road” for all i care!

  6. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Al’s a true pimp.

  7. Tmonkey says:

    They make me want to to hurl. Who the hell gives a rats ass? Another Liza and that weird guy married. When these women marry guys that are obviously gay, they get what he hell the deserve. Dumb asses.

  8. Elyop says:

    Black coal a***s hehe

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